"Alright, settle down ladies and gentlemen! I'm sure everyone's wondering why I gathered you all around like this," Gō stood in front of us as we sat on the floor with our legs crossed.
"Does it have something to do with why you're talking like a queen?" Rei bit at her.
"No lip from you today, Mister!" Gō pointed at Rei, shouting at him.
"What is this all about?" Nagisa asked.
"As you know, District is just around the corner, therefore I feel that it is my duty to thoroughly inspect the food you are putting into your bodies!" Gō said, standing with her fist clenched.
"What?!"
"Wait, does that include me, too?" I whined.
"It will only be fair! You are their trainer after all!" Gō confirmed, "Proper nutrition is an essential part of an athlete's regimen!"
"You have nothing to worry about with me. I eat right," Haru said.
"Good for you, Haru! Show me your lunch," Gō asked.
Haru held out his mackerel with rice, "You call this trash a balanced meal?! 57 point deduction," Gō shouted, "Variety is key. Mako! Front and center!"
Makoto held out his bento box, "Woah! That looks amazing!" Nagisa said.
"Just something I threw together, y'know?" Makoto said.
"UGH! What do you have against vegetables?" Gō asked, "32 points deduction. Alright, Rei. Let's see yours!"
"Prepared to be pulled over, feast your eyes on this! Not only have I packed...." I didn't listen to a word he said after that...too many words.
"Oh, it's nice. 37 point deduction."
"37 points?!"
"Though it is nice, the color wheel is not nor will ever be a diet plan! What do you have against meat? Vegetables don't build muscle! They have a role to play, yes, but they're not protein!" Gō said.
"Your muscles will never develop if you don't eat right. Nagisa, show me what you've got," Gō said.
"Ta-da!" Nagisa said as he held up bread.
"Two loaves of bread?" Gō asked.
"Oh yeah! Both loaded with sugary goodness and so cheap it'll be dumb not to buy them!" Nagisa pointed out.
"UGH! Y/n, what do you have?" Gō asked.
Hesitantly, I held out bread as well.
"Melon bread?!!" Gō shouted.
"I was in a hurry! I'm sorrrrryyyy!" I cried out.
"Wait, until my brother hears about you not eating right, Y/n!"
"Go, NO— DON'T!" I cried and begged on my knees.
"FAIL! 100 point deduction for both of you!"
"Dial it back a little," Makoto suggested.
"NO! listen, your teammates need you in top shape just like you need them in top shape!" Gō explained.
"What about me? I'm only the co-manager!" I whined.
"If you ate correctly, your swimming would be faster! I saw how Sousuke matched your speed the other day. Either you're getting slower or everyone is catching up. You're the trainer here, you must be the fastest one!" Gō shouted.
"Well, if you put it that way..."
"I hereby forbid Nagisa and y/n from buying food from the school cafeteria," Gō said, writing into a little notepad.
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hydrophiliac| completed.
Fanfiction[reader] goes into the anime Free! for all 3 seasons as Makoto Tachibana's older twin. Their childhood friends who most were separated as kids come back together one way or another, swim as highschool / college students using [reader] as a way to fu...
