Richie: do birds have skin
Stan: Richie what the actual fuck
Richie: do birds....have skin
Stan: Of course they do dipshit. Do you think their feathers stick to the organs?
Richie: imagine a birds heart being made of feathers
Stan:.....
Stan: why do I love you.
Richie: cuz I'm hot as fuck
Stan: true
....
Stan: you should send me ab pictures
Richie: staniel! how scandelos
Stan: scandalous*
Richie: since you corrected me I'm not sending you anything
Stan: I will leave you for Mike.
Richie: NO
*attachment*
Stan: Thank you.
Richie: why do you hate me
Stan: I don't. I just wanted to see your abs and you wouldn't show me. I did what I had to.
Richie: im being used for my abs
Stan: yep. love you rich
Richie: whatever. im leaving forever. goodbye.
Stan: Have fun with that.
