Bills whiteclaws 🧍🏿♂️🧍🏻♂️
Richie: Guys
Richie: I've been keeping a secret from you.
Richie: I hope you don't look at me differently after this.
Mike: Shut up
Mike: Wait I meant to send that to Bill
Mike: What's wrong?
Bill: Are you dying
Richie: No.
Richie: I'm....
Richie: I'm
Richie: I'm
Mike: Spit it out
Mike: Goddamn.
Mike: I'm not getting any younger here.
Richie: Damn okay.
Richie: I....
Richie: I have a little junk in my trunk.
Bill: WHAT
Mike: WHAY
Mike: WHAHR
Mike: HWTA
Mike: WHAT.
Richie: WHAT???
Richie: I THOUGHT IT WAS OBVIOUS???
Bill: NO RICHIE.
Bill: YOU TAKING IT UP THE ASS WAS NOT OBVIOUS.
Mike: Yes it was.
Bill: STOP..
Richie: IS THAT WHAT THAT MEANS
Richie: I DIDNT MEAN I TAKE IT UP THE ASS
Richie: Maybe I do idk
Richie: POINT IS
Richie: TGIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A COMING OUT POST
Mike: THE TERM YOU WERE LOOKING FOR WAS A LITTLE SUGAR IN YOUR TANK
Bill: SCREAMING
Mike: You're gay
Mike: I fucking knew it.
Mike: I smelt it on you.
Bill: Mike what the fuck.
Richie: So yeah.
Richie: This is my coming out post.
Richie: I'm bi.
Richie: I like men. And women.
Richie: Applaud me.
Bill: Clap Clap
Mike: Clap Clap Clap
Richie: Thank you Thank you
Bill: You guys know what this means right
Mike: What???
Bill: We've all come out as bi.
Bill: We're like... a polycule.
Mike: Bill....That means we're all dating.
Richie: Are we not??
Mike: No?
Richie: Oh.
Bill: We could be 🤭🤭🤭
Richie: Oh.
Richie: OH.
Richie: Okay.
Richie: Yeah.
Richie: Polyurethane
Mike: The word is polycule.
Richie: Your mom is a polycule.
Bill: BYE
Richie: We're all dating now 🤭🤭🤭🤭
Mike: When did I agree to this 🧍🏿♂️
Bill: You didn't have to.
Bill: #polycule.
Richie: #polycule.
Mike: What if I don't wanna be a polycule.
Richie: Why wouldn't you wanna be.
Bill: Yeah. We're fun. We're hot. We're close enough you can see us on a daily basis.
Bill: What more do you need?
Mike: An established connection????
Mike: Richie just came out like right now.
Bill: Okay but what if he has a crush on you.
Bill: Are you just gonna reject him.
Mike: Why are we speaking in a hypothetical tone.
Mike: Does Richie have a crush on me
Richie: Who doesn't have a crush on you at this point.
Bill: Literally
Mike: Oh 😲
Mike: I'm flattered 🤭🤭🤭🤭
Richie: Off topic but when is the appropriate time to find out if I have junk in my trunk.
Mike: RICHIE
Mike: YOU JUST CAME OUT JESUS CHRIST
Mike: No sex. No polycule. Find yourself first.
Richie: Why can't I find myself and be a sex God at the same time?
Bill: BYE
Mike: Oh my lanta.
Richie: So what I'm hearing is that we can't date.
Mike: Maybe next week .
Richie: Ok so no dating until next week
Richie: Can we fuck?
Bill: Yeah!
Mike: Absolutely not!
Richie: In the name of self discovery!
Mike: No.
Richie: Damn.
Bill: Can I change the gc name.
Bill: I'm tired of being made fun of.
Richie: No
Richie: whiteclaw drinker (derogatory)
Bill: Fuck you.
*Bill has changed the group name to "Bi Bi Bi 🕺🕺🕺"*
Bill: Much better
Richie: Bi Bi Bi 🕺🤞🕺
