Mike: I can't imagine a world without you
Stan: You should.
Stan: There's definitely one out there that doesn't have me in it.
Mike: You can never let me be lovey dovey can you
Stan: :)
Mike: Goddammit
Mike: I'll go be lovey dovey with Richie. He'd probably thank me.
Stan: No the fuck you won't.
Stan: You don't get to be lovey dovey with with anyone that isn't me.
Mike: But you don't let me!
Stan: I haven't stopped you yet.
Stan: I'm just being extremely realistic
Stan: There most likely is a universe out there that doesn't doesn't me in it.
Mike: We'll it sure as hell wouldn't have me in it.
Mike: I would have killed myself
Stan: Awww.
Stan: Who knew chivalry wasn't dead 🥰
Mike: I hate you.
Stan: I love you too