Cock and Ball Torture Club 😫😫
Bill: We should start a band
Eddie: With what music experience?
Bill: Mike can sing!
Mike: Yeah. If there's anything I can do, it's sing.
Richie: I know to play bass.
Eddie: We've been together for 2 years and I just find this out?
Ben: He's mentioned it before.
Eddie: WHAT
Eddie: How did I miss this.
Bill: Back to what I was saying.
Bill: Mike could sing. Rich could play bass. Put me on drums. Ben can play like 5 different instruments so we'll find something for him. Eddie took piano lessons for 3 years, so boom. keyboard player.
Eddie: When did we all magically get musical talent?
Ben: You really need to keep up.
Eddie: Shut up Benjamin.
Mike: What would our name be??
Ben: And what genre of music would we play?
Richie: Its gotta be rock.
Bill: Bill and the gaywads.
Eddie: No.
Bill: Damn.
Richie: Why don't we just call ourself something simple.
Richie: Like vortex.
Bill: Vortex.
Bill: I like it
Mike: It's boring.
Mike: I love it.
Ben: Yeah! Vortex.
Eddie: I hate it. It's so simple and boring.
Richie: Nobody asked Eds.
Richie: We're vortex!!!!
Ben: Vortex!!!!
Mike: Vortex!
Bill: Vortex!!
Eddie: No.
Richie: Say it or I'm breaking up with you.
Eddie: Fine.
Eddie: Vortex!!!
