Losers 😫 😫
Bill: The way I forgot that some people are actually transphobic
Bill: I asked Henry his pronouns today because I didn't wanna assume and he tried to stab me
Eddie: YOU ASKED HENRY??
Richie: LMAOOOO
Mike: Why would you ask Henry
Bill: I was trying to be nice!
Bill: I just started learning abt trans stuff and Stan told me it's better to ask than to assume
Stan: That only applies when it's not someone painstakingly against minorities!
Stan: It's okay to ask ppl like us our pronouns but never people like Henry
Ben: People like us 🤨
Ben: The fuck does that mean
Bev: He means we're a fruit bowl Ben.
Richie: FRUIT BOWL
Richie: BYE
Eddie: Rich it's not even that funny.
Richie: Shut the fuck up you asthmatic bitch
Bev: DAMNNNN
Bill: I just realized I've neber asked you guys your pronouns
Bill: What are you guyses pronouns
Stan: guyses isn't a word.
Bill: I don't care. Answer my question
Stan: Sigh.
Stan: I use he/they.
Mike: He/him! But I also don't mind the others! I just prefer he/him
Bill: That's a slay
Ben: Don't ever say that again.
Ben: I use he/him
Bev: Of course you do.
Ben: What the fuck does that mean.
Bev: Whatever you want it to mean.
Bev: I use they/she! Thank you for asking Bill
Bill: Of course
Richie: I use he/him! But sometimes Bev let's me use the she ones.
Ben: Bev...let's you use she/her???
Bev: Yeah!
Bev: Richie is a boy but sometimes he wants to be feminine so if I feel nice that day I let him use she/her
Richie: Its like a free trial
Stan: That
Bill: Yk honestly valid
Eddie: Pronouns aren't a free trial but okay.
Richie: Stop being such a downer
Eddie: Kys.
Eddie: I use he/him.
Bill: I feel so enlightened
Bill: It's so fun to be woke
Mike: Excuse me.
Bill: Im woke
Ben: Only old people say woke, Bill.
Bill: Idc.
Eddie: Anyways.
Richie: Who wanna hang out.
Stan: Type with correct grammar
Bill: Ahem
Richie: Bite me Stanley.
Stan: And get rabies? No thanks
Richie: You know you want my rabies.
Bev: Thought that said babies.
Mike: He probably wants those too 💀
Bill: Ahem!
Stan: I DO NOT WANT RICHIES BABIES
Stan: OR RABIES.
Ben: LMAO
Bill: AHEM
Eddie: Goddamn Bill what the fuck do you want
Bill: None of you asked my pronouns!
Ben: Because we know them.
Bill: Don't assume!
Bill: Ask me my pronouns
Bev: What are your pronouns Bill?? I'm sorry for not asking.
Bill: That's alright Bev! My pronouns are he/him, thank you so much for asking.
Bev: Of course Bill!
Richie: I love our little club of diversity.
Mike: Yeah! We got the black kid, the Jewish kid, the gay kids, the woman, etc
Bev: Infinity stones up in this bitch.
Stan: Don't refer to me as an infinity stone ever again.
Bev: Or what.
Stan: I'll rip your hair out strand by strand and feed it to you like spaghetti.
Richie: Woah! Don't do that to your sister on law
Eddie: How is Bev his sister in law.
Richie: Shes basically my sister. So in turn she's his sister in law.
Bill: Does that mean you and Stan are married???
Richie: Correct.
Stan: When did I agree to this???
Richie: You didn't 😈
Mike: That is so creepy
Ben: Yeah no on that note I'm out.
Bev: Me too
Richie: You guys are leaving me??
Stan: Yes
Eddie: Yep
Mike: Uh huh
Bill: Bye Rich
Richie: Guys come back!
Richie: Guys
Richie: Hello???
