Mike: Wake up
Mike: Stannn
Mike: Stan my love
Mike: Wake uppppp
Stan: I'm literally right next to you
Stan: Why are you texting me
Stan: Just roll over and talk to me
Mike: No. This is easier.
Mike: Do you want breakfast
Mike: I make really good pancakes and bacon
Stan: I can't eat bacon. It isnt kosher
Mike: Vegetarian bacon babe.
Mike: I know you can't have regular bacon.
Stan: This is why I love you
Mike: Then come over here and kiss me on the mouth
Mike: I'm feeling romantical
Stan: Not with your morning breath 💀
Mike: I take back the pancakes and bacon
Stan: NO
Stan: I'M FEELING ROMANTICAL TOO
Stan: PLEASE MAKE ME BREAKFAST
Mike: Nope.
Stan: I hate you
Mike: I love you too
