Eddie: I think I'm dying.
Richie: Don't die.
Richie: Why are you dying???
Eddie: My stomach hurts.
Eddie: My head hurts
Eddie: I'm hungry but every time I eat I feel like I'm gonna throw up
Richie: Oh damn.
Richie: You got chlamydia???
Eddie: RICHIE WHAT.
Eddie: Jesus using capital letters hurt my head.
Eddie: I do not have chlamydia.
Eddie: And if I did, you would have been the person to give it to me.
Richie: Not necessarily.
Richie: You can get it in a public pool.
Richie: Or by sharing clothes.
Richie: Amongst many other things
Eddie: Oh.
Eddie: I'm never touching anything anyone else has touched ever again.
Richie: Not even me?
Eddie: That's different.
Eddie: Your tongue has been down my throat and I haven't caught anything yet.
Eddie: So I'm not worried about you.
Eddie: Ben might give me some questionable though.
Richie: EYE-
Richie: Actually yeah.
Richie: I'm pretty sure you just have a cold
Eddie: No. I'm dying.
Eddie: I'm dying.
Eddie: I just coughed so hard I can't feel my throat.
Richie: Jesus Christ.
Richie: I'll go pick you up some cold medicine and tea
Richie: Camomile or Lavender?
Eddie: You don't have to do that.
Richie: I know I don't.
Richie: Camomile or Lavender?
Eddie: Camomile please.
Eddie: I don't know what id do without you.
Richie: Probably die
Eddie: Yeah probably.
