Eddie: What would you do if 3 life sized rats, and Liam Payne in a banana costume showed up in your room at 3am singing Strip that down.
Richie: Pardon 😃
Eddie: You heard me
Richie: I'd probably shit myself
Richie: That'd be so scary.
Eddie: But what if it was Liam in his hottest era?
Richie: Blonde Liam???
Eddie: You think-
Eddie: I'm gonna let you live in your delusion.
Eddie: Sure. Blonde Liam.
Richie: I'd still probably shit myself.
Richie: And have a heart attack.
Eddie: Wow.
Richie: What??
Eddie: I was expecting a much more theatrical reaction.
Richie: Like what-
Eddie: "Sobbing in joy, I'd drop down to the floor, prepared to do anything blonde Liam Payne wanted."
Richie: Omg
Richie: You know me so well
Eddie: 🤞🤞
Richie: I sank to the floor, complete dazed.
Richie: My dad was gay.
Richie: My dad...Was gay!
Eddie: Wentworth? Bi king.
Richie: I think he actually is bi. He had a questionable roommate back in college.
Eddie: Reggie?
Richie: Yeah! How'd you know?
Eddie: Your dad brings him up every time I come over.
Richie: Its cuz he wants you to know he's not homophobic.
Richie: Cuz he thinks we're dating
Eddie: Oh. That's sweet.
Richie: Yeah. I love my dad.
Eddie: I love your dad too
Eddie: Wentworth lovers for life!
