Richie: I know you're asleep but I just wanted to say thank you for being friends with me. I know I'm probably really fucking annoying so thank you for putting up with me.
Mike: I'm not asleep.
Mike: And you're not annoying.
Richie: Don't lie
Mike: Ok you're a little annoying.
Mike: But you're my best friend. And I love you. Your odd fashion sense and bad sense of humor aren't gonna change that.
Richie: Hey! The ladies dig my sense of humor!
Mike: Richie you're gay.
Richie: Oh yeah
Richie: The dudes dig my sense of humor!
Mike: No they don't.
Richie: Yes they do.
Mike: No they dont.
Richie: Yes they do.
Mike: No they don't.
Richie: Yes they do.
Mike: Yes they do.
Richie: No they don't.
Mike: HA!
Richie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Richie: YOU TRICKED ME
Mike: LOSER
Richie: Fuck you.
Mike: When and where baby
Richie: WOAH BUDDY
Richie: WHAT WILL BILL THINK.
Mike: Bill doesn't care who I fuck as long as I come home to him at the end of the night.
Richie: Really?
Mike: No dipshit.
Mike: If I fucked you he'd probably shoot you
Richie: Really? Say less
Mike: Pardon.
Richie: What? I didn't say that.
Mike: Um.... moving on.
Mike: I love you Richie
Richie: I love you Mike
Richie: Mwah.
Mike: Ew.
Richie: You don't accept my kisses???
Mike:Nope
Richie: Say it back.
Mike: What-
Richie: Say mwah back. Send kisses back.
Mike: No.
Richie: Yes.
Mike: No. I wanna sleep.
Richie: Say it back.
Mike: Goodnight.
Richie: Mike.
Richie: Michael.
Richie: Michael Dean Hanlon
Mike: My middle name is not Dean.
Richie: Say it back.
Mike: You aren't gonna leave me alone until I say it back are you???
Richie: Nope.
Mike: Goddammit.
Mike: Mwah.
Richie: FUCK YEAH.
Mike: Can I sleep now???
Richie: Yes. Goodnight Mikey.
Mike: Goodnight Rich
