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Bill: My parents just asked me if I'm gay

Richie: So you came out?

Bill: Tf you mean come out

Bill: I'm not gay

Bev: YOURE NOT??

Mike: WHAT

Bill: YOU GUYS THOUGHT I WAS GAY?

Stan: Yeah

Eddie: Yeahhhh

Ben: I still think youre gay

Richie: You've kissed me too many times to not be gay.

Stan: Yeah me too.

Eddie: PARDON

Mike: WOAH

Bill: I WAS DRUNK

Richie: You were drunk all 47 times???

Stan: And the 34 times you've kissed me?

Bev: Ya'll really kept count 💀

Ben: YOUVE KISSED MEN 81 TIMES???

Bill: LIES

Bill: LIARS

Richie: I have pictures of the Stan and Bill kiss

Stan: I have the Richie and Bill pictures.

Mike: I think I have the Richie and Bill pictures too.

Bill: I WAS DRUNK. THIS IS BULLYINH

Bill: IM NOT GAY

Eddie: Next he's gonna say he sucked dick on accident

Bill: HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT.

Ben: FUCKING WHAT

Bev: HELP?????

Richie: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SUCK DICK ON ACCIDENT

Bill: I SLIPPED

Mike: MF SAID HE SLIPPED

Stan: BYE

Bill: STOPPPPPPPPPPP

Eddie: He really sucked dick and kissed both halves of stozier and is calling himself straight.

Stan: what the fuck is stozier

Eddie: Stan Uris+ Richie Tozier

Eddie: Take the S from your name and add it to Tozier.

Stan: That's stupid.

Richie: Back to Bill sucking dick on accident

Bill: NO NOT BACK TO THAT.

Richie: Bro says he's fighting his demons and the demons are literally just bisexuality

Bev: BYEEEEEEEEE




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