Richie: if you were gay which of the losers would you fuck.
Ben: Mike and Stan 100%
Richie: AT THE SAME TIME?!?!?
Ben: I mean
Ben: THAT WAS A JOKE
Richie: no it wasn't
Ben: yeah.
Richie: why would you fuck them??
Ben: Stan cuz he's the cleanest.
Ben: Mike is fucking charming. Most charming man alive. I'd marry Mike. so it makes the most sense to fuck him.
Ben: and he probably has a big dick.
Richie: BEN
Richie: are you sure you aren't gay
Ben: who knows what I am
Richie: fair enough
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Losers 😫 😫
Richie: Ben said he'd fuck Mike and Stan
Bev: AT THE SAME TIME?
Richie: THAGS WHAT I ADKED!
Eddie: BEN WHAT
Ben: I said what I said. if the two of them came to me requesting intercourse I would happily oblige.
Bill: why did you say it like that.
Mike: 😏😏
Stan: 🤨😨
Ben: if you guys don't wanna have sex with me that's okay.
Mike: of course we do. Right Stan?
Stan: no. sex is gross.
Mike: That's not what you said last night.
Stan: KEEP OUR SEX PRIVSTE
Richie: #keepstanlonsexprivate
Bill: agreed
Bev: agreed
Eddie: agreed
Ben: so what you're saying is that I can't fuck Mike? darn.
