Lovers (and Eddie)
Bev: The way everyone in this chat is dating someone but Eddie
Richie: Thats an L for him ngl.
Bill: Loserrrrrr
Mike: Loserrrrrr
Ben: Single ass bitch.
Stan: Don't make fun of him.
Stan: It's not his fault he's 5'5
Eddie: Hey!
Eddie: It's not my fault!
Eddie: The only reason I'm not dating someone is cuz we have an odd number!
Eddie: I could date someone if there was 8 of us
Richie: Literally just go out in the world and find someone.
Eddie: No.
Eddie: That's so scary.
Mike: Honestly valid.
Mike: Even dating within the friend group is scary.
Ben: Mike haven't you dated Stan and Bill?
Bev: *cough* Homie hopper.
Mike: I'm a homie hopper till I die.
Bill: Hey!
Mike: I haven't hopped since I got with you don't worry.
Bill: Oh okay.
Richie: We went from Eddie's love life to Mike being a homie hopper.
Eddie: Lets keep it that way!
Eddie: Take the focus off me.
Eddie: Mike is a hoe spread the word.
Bev: Mike the hoe
Bill: Mike the hoe
Stan: Guys we shouldn't judge someone for who they choose to sleep with.
Stan: Mike was definitely my hoe though.
Stan: #Mikethehoe
Richie: HEY.
Stan: I said was!
Stan: We all know you are now.
Ben: What even is this groupchat.
Eddie: Mike's hoe chronicles.
*Richie changed the groupchat name to "Mike's Hoe Chronicles"*
Mike: BYE
