Shoutout to smhmyke's dog kiwi. I love you kiwi.This chapter is dedicated to Kiwi. 🥝
Losers 😫 😫
Richie: I think my dog is depressed.
Bev: How can a dog be depressed-
Richie: By being sad????? Obviously
Bill: ARNOLD?!?!?!
Bill: WHY IS ARNOLD SAD
Richie: I DONT KNOW.
Richie: I GOT HOME FROM WORK AND HE WAS LAYING IN MY BED CRYING.
Eddie: CRYING
Ben: Dogs don't cry
Mike: Yes the fuck they do-
Ben: No.
Mike: Yes.
Mike: They don't cry tears out of sadness but they still cry-
Ben: I don't care.
Mike: Kys.
Richie: Anyways.
Richie: I got home from work and he was laying on my bed whimpering.
Richie: I tried to check on him but he walked away from me and he stared crying more.
Stan: I'll fix him.
Stan: Come let me in.
Richie: Oh shit I'm omw.
*5 minutes pass*
Richie: I cannot believe this.
Eddie: Oh no.
Bev: What can you not believe
Richie: Stan literally came in, petted Arnold and whispered something in his ear and hes fine now.
Bill: DOG WHISPERER.
Ben: Why is Stan literally good with everyone.
Stan: Because I'm not fake. people and animals love realness.
Mike: True!
Mike: The animals at the farm love Stan too.
Bill: You and the animals have that in common
Mike: Glad you noticed!
Eddie: Um. Anyways.
Eddie: Arnold is ok now????
Richie: Yes.
Richie: He's sitting in Stanley's lap.
Mike: Proof 👀
Stan: Absolutely not.
Stan: I'm still in my pajamas.
Ben: It's literally 2pm
Ben: Why are you still in pajamas
Stan: Because I felt like it. They're comfortable.
Ben: Okay fair enough.
Ben: You didn't think to change before walking to Richies though?
Stan: No? Arnold was in distress so I hurried as fast as I could.
Bill: This is why everyone likes Stan. He's caring.
Eddie: Go Stan!
Mike: Yippee Stan!
Bev: Stan fan club!
Stan: I am the best
