Eddie: You look like you listen to weezer unironically.
Richie: Why are you acting as if that's a bad thing???
Eddie: BECAUSE IT IS????
Eddie: Yeah no if you listen to weezer we gotta break up.
Richie: WHAT.
Richie: WJATD WEEZER DO
Eddie: First of all, they make virgin music and I'm not letting everyone think my bf is a virgin.
Eddie: Second of all, they are not good ppl.
Richie: You wouldn't date me if people thought I was a virgin??
Eddie: I mean most people do.
Eddie: But its because of your distasteful jokes not because you're a weezer fan.
Richie: Ouch.
Richie: Why is weezer problematic
Eddie: I'm not them so obviously idk if it's 100% true, but I've heard that they fetishized Asian women.
Richie: Oh!
Richie: Um.
Eddie: Yeahhhh
Richie: No more wrestling with Jimmy ig
Eddie: Okay Richie 💀
