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Richie: Today fucking sucks.

Stan: I need a drink.

Richie: Im a joint

Stan: JWAT????

Stan: YOU'RE A JOINT???

Richie: I NEED A JOINT*****

Stan: NO.

Stan: YOU'RE THE JOINT.

Richie: STOP MAKING FUN OF ME.

Stan: RICHIE THE JOINT.

Stan: RICHIETHEJOINTRICHIETHEJOINTRICHIETHEJOINTRICHIETHEJOINTRICHIETHEJOINTRICHIETHEJOINT.

Richie: STAN PLEASE.

Richie: IT WAS ONE MISTAKE.

Stan: What flavor joint would you be?

Stan: Blueberry Pineapple?

Stan: Watermelon kiwi?

Stan: Red Wine?

Richie: Idk.

Richie: But no matter what flavor I am, if you need a joint you're always welcome to use me.

Stan:....What.

Stan: What the fuck does that even mean?

Richie: Idk.

Richie: It was supposed to be flirting but it came out wrong.

Stan: Hmm.

Stan: What I got from that is that I can put you in my mouth anytime?

Stan: Good to know.

Richie: WHAT???

Richie: STAN?????

Stan: :)

RICHIE: STAN GET BACK HERE WHAT THE FUCK.

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