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Mike: What if we all became teachers

Bill: Richie doesn't have the brain cells to be a teacher

Richie: I have a 4.0 GPA thank you very much!

Richie: Did you forget I'm literally going to college to work in education

Bill: OH YEAH

Mike: I thought you wanted to be a comedian

Richie: I do

Richie: But i'd like to have a backup just in case and I wanna make a difference for kids so teaching sounded nice.

Mike: That's really insightful Rich

Richie: Thank you Mike

Bill: What would you teach

Richie: Drama

Richie: I'd teach drama

Mike: I can see it!

Bill: If I was a teacher I'd be a PE coach.

Mike: Really?

Richie: I could see you being a math teacher

Mike: Me too

Bill: How

Richie: Because you're a fucking whiz at math

Bill: If I had to pick an actual subject I'd pick English

Bill: Or even creative writing.

Richie: Honestly so valid

Mike: Id be a history teacher

Richie: Knew it

Bill: That one was predictable

Richie: You're the biggest history buff I know

Mike: Ben????

Richie: Most of the history involves his people stealing from minorities so Mike is better

Bill: Richie you're white too

Richie: No Mike told me I can be an honorary lightskin

Mike: Yep

Mike: Richvonquavious

Bill: WHAT

Bill: RICHVONQUAVIOUS

Richie: You rang?

Bill: You've gotta be kidding.

Mike: Nope

Mike: Richvonquavious Tozimal

Richie: Once I start teaching it'll be Mr. Tozimal

Bill: Why am I friends with you guys

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