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Mike: What if we all became teachers
Bill: Richie doesn't have the brain cells to be a teacher
Richie: I have a 4.0 GPA thank you very much!
Richie: Did you forget I'm literally going to college to work in education
Bill: OH YEAH
Mike: I thought you wanted to be a comedian
Richie: I do
Richie: But i'd like to have a backup just in case and I wanna make a difference for kids so teaching sounded nice.
Mike: That's really insightful Rich
Richie: Thank you Mike
Bill: What would you teach
Richie: Drama
Richie: I'd teach drama
Mike: I can see it!
Bill: If I was a teacher I'd be a PE coach.
Mike: Really?
Richie: I could see you being a math teacher
Mike: Me too
Bill: How
Richie: Because you're a fucking whiz at math
Bill: If I had to pick an actual subject I'd pick English
Bill: Or even creative writing.
Richie: Honestly so valid
Mike: Id be a history teacher
Richie: Knew it
Bill: That one was predictable
Richie: You're the biggest history buff I know
Mike: Ben????
Richie: Most of the history involves his people stealing from minorities so Mike is better
Bill: Richie you're white too
Richie: No Mike told me I can be an honorary lightskin
Mike: Yep
Mike: Richvonquavious
Bill: WHAT
Bill: RICHVONQUAVIOUS
Richie: You rang?
Bill: You've gotta be kidding.
Mike: Nope
Mike: Richvonquavious Tozimal
Richie: Once I start teaching it'll be Mr. Tozimal
Bill: Why am I friends with you guys