Eddie: Stozier or Hanbrough
Ben: What.
Eddie: Which do you think will get together first.
Eddie: I say Hanbrough
Eddie: Bev says Stozier.
Ben: Hmmm
Ben: Stan will take his feelings to the grave, so I'm gonna have to say Hanbrough.
Eddie: That's what I said.
Eddie: Thank you for your time.
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Bev: You need to get together with Richie right now.
Stan: Pardon.
Bev: I have 50 bucks riding on this. I need you to admit your feelings for Richie right now.
Stan: No.
Bev: Why not?
Stan: I have crippling fear of rejection. Why would I make the first move.
Bev: Oh. Yeah.
Bev: Do it because you only live once. Might as well do it before it's too late.
Stan: I admire the effort you put into that.
Stan: But absolutely not.
Bev: Fine. I'll tell Richie to admit his feelings for you.
Stan: Bev.
Stan: No.
Bev: Stan.
Bev: yes.
Bev: toddle lou
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Bev: Admit your feelings for Stan
Richie: Okay
Bev: Cmonnnnn do it
Bev: Wait what?
Bev: You're just, agreeing?
Richie: Yeah
Richie: Im 20. I have to take chances some day. Worse case scenario, he stops being friends with me. Which wouldn't really matter cuz id be too heartbroken to notice.
Bev: Oh wow.
Bev: Who knew you were this smart.
Richie: Beep Beep Beaverly
Bev: Yeah yeah. Now go. Admit your feelings. I have 50 bucks riding on this.
Richie: I'm going I'm going
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Richie: Hello Stanley Alexander Uris.
Stan: Hello Richard Johnathan Tozier
Richie: Are you free this afternoon??
Stan: I am a full grown adult. Of course I'm free.
Richie: Come to my humble abode.
Stan: Why are you talking like that?
Richie: Why not?
Richie: Come over and you will not be disappointed.
Stanley: Ominous, but okay.
Stanley: What time do I come over?
Richie: Mmmmm
Richie: Be there at exactly 4:20
Stan: Of course that's the time you picked.
Stan: I'll be there.
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