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Bill: Throwing up

Mike: Why?

Mike: Don't throw up.

Bill: I just saw someone's skateboard get ran over.

Bill: It basically got disintegrated.

Mike: Ok but why are you throwing up over it???

Bill: Cuz skateboard are fucking expensive???

Bill: Even cheap ones can be like 60 dollars.

Bill: I don't even wanna know how much they paid for that one.

Mike: Oh.

Mike: Honestly valid.

Mike: I think I'd throw up too.

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