Group Therapy (Richie Edition)
*Bill has added Mike to the chat*
Bill: Welcome to weekly therapy sessions where we talk about how much Richie makes us angry.
Bill: On this week's episode!
Bill: Richie is a fucking bitch oh my god
Bill: I'm gonna punch him.
Mike: Stop being rude.
Mike: What are you overreacting about now.
Ben: You complain too much.
Eddie: What did Richie do this time.
Bev: Oh lord.
Mike: Why do you guys assume it's always Richies fault.
Bill: Because it is!
Bill: He's a little shit who doesn't know when to stop.
Eddie: You aren't wrong.
Bev: Yeah no you're definitely right.
Ben: Stop being rude.
Bill: Shut up Ben.
Mike: And what did you do to instigate it Bill? Because you're definitely not innocent.
Bill: What are you implying?
Mike: I'm implying that you have a fucking victim complex. Which is weird because you'd think the savior complex would overpower it.
Eddie: Oh damn.
Bev: Um.
Bill: Is there a problem?
Mike: Yeah. There is. You.
Mike: You can never own up to your problems. You'll blame Richie a thousand times over before you admit you're a shitty person. And the rest of you fucking let him! You all bully Richie because of the pedestal you have Bill on. You refuse to stand up for him and I'm sick and tired of it.
Mike: You didn't even have the guts to put Stan in the chat because you knew he wouldn't put up with it. Unlike most of you, he's not an insensitive piece of shit.
Mike: The fact you thought I'd be okay with being in this chat? Fucking ridiculous.
Mike: Pull your heads out of your asses. Fuck you guys.
Mike: As of right now, if I find out any of you are badmouthing him, I will personally show up at your house to whoop your ass.
*Mike has left the chat*
Bill: Bitch.
Ben: He's right. Don't call him a bitch. Fuck you Bill.
*Ben has left the chat*
Bev: Yeah. Fuck me cuz I've been a bitch, but also fuck you.
*Bev has left the chat*
Eddie: Fuck you.
*Eddie has left the chat*
Bill: Damn.
*Bill has left the chat*
*Group Therapy (Richie Edition) has been deleted*
