Bill: What's it like dating Eddie?
Richie: hes mean to me.
Richie: But he's a really really good kisser so I excuse it
Richie: don't even get me started on bl-
Bill: That's enough! Thank you 😊
Richie: you don't wanna hear about blowjobs?
Bill: absolutely not.
Richie: What's it like dating Mike?
Richie: Is he good in bed?
Bill: It's fucking heaven bro.
Richie: His in bed experience or dating him?
Bill: DATING HIM.
Bill: I mean..
Bill: WHO SAID THAT.
Richie: BITCH
Bill:In all seriousness, he's the best person ever. he's caring, and sweet. He's compassionate, and determined. I'd walk on nails, stab myself, and let cockstetter torture me everyday as long as he stayed happy. He's everything.
Richie: Wow.
Richie: That's so gay.
Bill: kys.
