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Richie: I genuinely think we're the funniest people in our friend group.

Richie: Like nothing against our friends at all. but we're definitely the best.

Bill: Agreed!

Bill: Love our friends

Bill: Theyre so unfunny though.

Mike: Stan's pretty funny.

Bill: No he's just mean and you don't realize it's not a joke.

Mike: Oh.

Mike: Social cues aren't my thing obviously

Richie: That's alright babe. Social cues are hard.

Bill: Don't babe my boyfriend

Richie: I'll babe whoever I damn please.

Richie: Terms of endearment are for everyone. Not just lovers.

Mike: Honestly agreed.

Bill: Not you too!

Richie: I'm gonna babygirl you

Bill: Excuse me?

Richie: I'm going. To babygirl you.

Bill: Please don't.

Richie: Okay babygirl.

Mike: BILL JUST GOT BABYGIRLED.

Bill: I DONT WANNA BE BABYGIRLED

Bill: PLESE

Richie: Fine. I'll babygirl Mike.

Richie: Hi babygirl.

Mike: Hi handsome 🤭🤭

Bill: STOP STEALIJG MY BOYFRIEND.

Richie: NO. LET ME STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND

Mike: Guys! Don't fight. There's enough of me to go around

Mike: Just like there was enough Bev for Bill and Ben in 7th grade 💀

Richie: NO

Bill: STOP

Bill: MIDDLE SCHOOL WAS A TROUBLED TIME FOR ME

Richie: Obviously 💀

Richie: You went for Ed Sheeran when Mike was standing right there.

Bill: TROUBLED TIME

Bill: IM BETTER NOW.

Richie: Yeah. Cuz you like dick.

Bill: Damn right I do.

Richie: Do you like Mike's dick 🎤

Bill: Richie that's such a personal question I can't believe you'd ask me that.

Bill: Of course I do.

Mike: I was gonna cry if you said no

Bill: Don't worry babe I love your dick.

Richie: I love that literally nothing is tmi in this groupchat

Mike: Thats the best type of friendship tbh

Bill: Agreed

Richie: I just dropped my bowl of cereal.

Bill: L

Richie: Babe Bill is being mean to me.

Mike: William stop being mean.

Bill: YOU GUYS ALWAYS TARGET ME.

Bill: IM GONNA CRY

Richie: You poor thing 😔😔

Richie: Anyways.

Mike: Rich do you wanna hang out.

Richie: Of course

Bill: What about me

Mike: Your ginger awaits you 👩‍🦰

Bill: IT WAS 8TH GRADE

Mike: 👩‍🦰👩‍🦰👩‍🦰👩‍🦰👩‍🦰👩‍🦰

Bill: STOP

Richie: 👩‍🦰👩‍🦰👩‍🦰👩‍🦰👩‍🦰👩‍🦰👩‍🦰👩‍🦰

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