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Richie: I genuinely think we're the funniest people in our friend group.
Richie: Like nothing against our friends at all. but we're definitely the best.
Bill: Agreed!
Bill: Love our friends
Bill: Theyre so unfunny though.
Mike: Stan's pretty funny.
Bill: No he's just mean and you don't realize it's not a joke.
Mike: Oh.
Mike: Social cues aren't my thing obviously
Richie: That's alright babe. Social cues are hard.
Bill: Don't babe my boyfriend
Richie: I'll babe whoever I damn please.
Richie: Terms of endearment are for everyone. Not just lovers.
Mike: Honestly agreed.
Bill: Not you too!
Richie: I'm gonna babygirl you
Bill: Excuse me?
Richie: I'm going. To babygirl you.
Bill: Please don't.
Richie: Okay babygirl.
Mike: BILL JUST GOT BABYGIRLED.
Bill: I DONT WANNA BE BABYGIRLED
Bill: PLESE
Richie: Fine. I'll babygirl Mike.
Richie: Hi babygirl.
Mike: Hi handsome 🤭🤭
Bill: STOP STEALIJG MY BOYFRIEND.
Richie: NO. LET ME STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND
Mike: Guys! Don't fight. There's enough of me to go around
Mike: Just like there was enough Bev for Bill and Ben in 7th grade 💀
Richie: NO
Bill: STOP
Bill: MIDDLE SCHOOL WAS A TROUBLED TIME FOR ME
Richie: Obviously 💀
Richie: You went for Ed Sheeran when Mike was standing right there.
Bill: TROUBLED TIME
Bill: IM BETTER NOW.
Richie: Yeah. Cuz you like dick.
Bill: Damn right I do.
Richie: Do you like Mike's dick 🎤
Bill: Richie that's such a personal question I can't believe you'd ask me that.
Bill: Of course I do.
Mike: I was gonna cry if you said no
Bill: Don't worry babe I love your dick.
Richie: I love that literally nothing is tmi in this groupchat
Mike: Thats the best type of friendship tbh
Bill: Agreed
Richie: I just dropped my bowl of cereal.
Bill: L
Richie: Babe Bill is being mean to me.
Mike: William stop being mean.
Bill: YOU GUYS ALWAYS TARGET ME.
Bill: IM GONNA CRY
Richie: You poor thing 😔😔
Richie: Anyways.
Mike: Rich do you wanna hang out.
Richie: Of course
Bill: What about me
Mike: Your ginger awaits you 👩🦰
Bill: IT WAS 8TH GRADE
Mike: 👩🦰👩🦰👩🦰👩🦰👩🦰👩🦰
Bill: STOP
Richie: 👩🦰👩🦰👩🦰👩🦰👩🦰👩🦰👩🦰👩🦰