As soon as they were back from work and school, Calvin and Charles Wallace followed Sam to Bruce and Dick's new Australian mansion.
"So we're inviting them to this party at Actorville?" said Calvin.
"Uh-huh. Chad said he'd love to see them there" said Sam.
"Cool! Are we invited?" said Charles Wallace.
"You betcha" said Sam knocking on the mansion door.
Dick answered and said "Hey, guys!"
"Hey, Dick! We're here to spread some news" said Sam.
"What kind of news?" said Dick.
"Chad said that there's a party going on in Actorville. He told us to invite you and Bruce" Charles Wallace explained.
Dick hesitated for a second.
"What is it?" said Calvin.
"Maybe you guys should come in" said Dick.
The kids entered and sat on the couch.
Dick told Bruce about the invitation.
"I suppose we could go, Dick. But it does seem tedious going to an acting camp when you aren't an actor" said Bruce.
"Thanks a lot, Bruce" said Sam sarcastically.
"Sam works in that big old place. And it's really terrific, Bruce. If we go to that party, you'll see" said Dick.
"I take it being an actor isn't a requirement" said Bruce.
"Nope. The Wiggles aren't very much actors either. They still got in for making a movie" said Charles Wallace.
"Impressive as that may be, they're a band for kids. They might not be very relevant for a camp like that" said Bruce.
"The Wiggles are relevant for any activity. They're always there to put a smile on peoples' dials" said Calvin.
"Yeah. Those men live better than we do" said Charles Wallace.
"And their kiddy music isn't their fault. They just like to have fun" said Sam.
She sang about how much fun the Wiggles are.
I pretend I'm with them on the stage
My mother says 'when you gonna act your age'
Oh, mama dear, you know I'm still a young one
And Wiggles, they're having their fun
Dick: Oh, Wiggles are having their fun
Calvin: Their show's on in the middle of the night
My father yells 'you won't have a successful life'
Oh, daddy dear, I could still be number one
But Wiggles, they're having their fun
Sam and Dick: Oh, the Wiggles are having their-
Sam: That's all they want for us
Is joy and fun
Calvin: I don't care what age they're on
The Wiggles, they're having their fun
Dick: Oh, the Wiggles are having their fun
"Dick. You believe this?" said Bruce.
"Well, yeah. Don't you?" said Dick.
"Of course, but their work must have a higher purpose than fun" said Bruce.
"No purpose is higher than fun" said Charles Wallace.
He continued the song.
I'm in school and I'm humming their song
My teacher says singing Wiggles in school is wrong
I wouldn't blame them for what I have become
The Wiggles, they're having their fun
Calvin and Sam: Oh, the Wiggles are having their-
That's all they want for us
Is joy and fun
I don't care what age they're on
The Wiggles, they're having their fun
Dick: Wiggles, they're having
Having their fun
Wiggles, having their-
Sam and Dick: They're just having, they're just having
They're just having, they're just having
Sam: The Wiggles, the Wiggles are having their fun (Calvin: They're just having, they're just having)
Charles Wallace: They're just having, they're just having
Sam: They're just having, they're just having
Dick: Wiggles, the Wiggles are having their fun
Calvin: I don't care what, I don't care what age they're on
Oh, I don't care what age they're on
Charles Wallace: Oh, the Wiggles, the Wiggles are having their fun
Sam: Everybody! Ha! Ha!
All: They're just having, they're just having
They're just having, they're just having
The Wiggles, the Wiggles are having their fun
I don't care what, I don't care what age they're on
Oh, I don't care what age they're on
Oh, the Wiggles, the Wiggles are having their fun!
