Catwoman returned to her lair.
"You found them. Tell me you found them" said the Penguin.
"I found them. They were partying in that luxurious acting camp with that trio of terrors" said Catwoman.
"What were they doing?" said the Riddler.
"They were just chattering. I didn't think it'd get anywhere scheme worthy until those kids mentioned their friend Chad getting pregnant" said Catwoman.
"Chad? From Chad and Jeremy?" said the Penguin.
"Yes. They mentioned him getting pregnant" said Catwoman.
"A man? Having children? What delicious irony!" said the Joker.
"While interesting, it seems highly unlikely we'll get rid of the Dynamic Duo with something like that" said the Riddler.
"Quite the contrary, Riddler. It seems like the perfect way to get rid of them" said Catwoman.
"Tell us, Catwoman! Please do" said the Penguin.
He sang to beg Catwoman to make her point.
Good Catwoman, we've been waiting for you
The three of us have been right here for you
Catwoman: Ah, gentlemen, you know why we are here
We've not much time and quite a problem here
All: The Dynamic Duo, the Dynamic Duo
The Dynamic, Duo, the Dynamic Duo
Joker: Listen to the howling mob of blockheads in the street
A trick or two from Batman, and the city is on its feet
All: They're dangerous!
They're dangerous!
Riddler: They're in the Actorville right now to whip up some support
A rabble-rousing mission that we need them to abort
All: They're dangerous!
They're dangerous!
Catwoman: Look, Penguin. They're in the acting yard
Riddler: Quick, Penguin! Let us catch them off guard
Penguin: No, wait!
We need a more permanent solution to our problem
What do we do about Batman and Robin
Catwoman: They've been helped by that trio of fools
Riddler: No riots, no army, no fighting, no slogans
Joker: One thing I'll say for them, those kids are cool
Catwoman: Everyone loves them, their pride never ceases
Joker: Batman and Robin make them lose control
Riddler: But how can we stop them? Their power increases
Penguin: It's simple. We'll put their crimefighting on hold
Joker: I see bad things a-rising
Those actors could make them the heroes again
Riddler: I see our destruction
Our elimination because of two men
Catwoman: Our destruction because of two men
All: Because, because, because of two men
Penguin: Our elimination because of two men
All: Because, because, because of two
cause of two, cause of two men
Riddler: What then to do about the caped crusader?
Joker: How do we deal with the young boy wonder?
Catwoman: Where do we start with a story as frightening
As the one where Chad had is pregnancy thing?
Penguin: Fools! We'll have no exceptions!
I think we shall take care of Robin first
Catwoman: We must make them disabled
So like Chad before him, Robin shall give birth
Joker: For the sake of our power, Robin shall give birth
All: Give birth, give birth, Robin shall give birth
Riddler: Like Chad before him, Robin shall give birth
All: Give birth, give birth
Yes, Robin shall, Robin shall
Robin shall give birth!
"Oh, how delicious it is! Robin gets pregnant and unable to fight crime!" said the Joker.
"Perfect idea, Catwoman. I will take care of the drugging with one of my gases" said the Penguin.
"And I will send the Dynamic Duo riddles that will lead them to find out" said the Riddler.
"Purr-fect. Absolutely purr-fect" said Catwoman.
"Let us get to work. To Disney Actorville" said the Joker.
