Catwoman sat in her lair thinking about her idea.
"It's genius. If the Boy Wonder is unable to fight crime, Batman will let him be his biggest concern. And the world will be ours" she said.
She cackled before saying more.
"I can see it now. The world is my castle. And I'm the queen" she said.
Catwoman sang about her dreams.
There is a castle on a cloud
I'd like to go there without sleep
There is still one more floor to sweep
Then it's to my castle on a cloud
Everyone will do as I say
There'll be a hundred miseries
There'll be no rules to violate
Not in my castle on a cloud
The Boy Wonder just rubs his gut
Holds it and sings a lullaby
It's plain to see, his door's been shut
I know it's crazy... well, it is, I won't lie
But still in my world, I will get by
What a joy to see people cry
Batman and Robin aren't allowed
Into my castle on a cloud
Then she joined her villainous mates in the other room.
"Well?" she said.
"The Riddler will be back shortly. He is seeing if our plan worked" said the Penguin.
The Riddler entered at that very moment.
"Pregnant" he said.
"Are you sure?" said the Joker.
"Yes. He's been in a lot of pain, so I hear. When I got there, the Boy Wonder was bawling his head off" said the Riddler.
"Splendid, splendid! Now the Dynamic Duo is fifty percent disabled" said the Penguin.
"But what about that trio of juveniles?" said Catwoman.
"Good point. They're still in action. How do we deal with that?" said the Joker.
"I've got it worked out. I've restored my secret recording surveillance system. This way, when they come up with a way to defeat us, we'll know and we can defeat them first" said the Penguin.
"Oh! Delicious!" the Joker cackled.
"That's the purr-fect idea, Penguin" said Catwoman.
