"So would you guys come to the party?" said Sam.
"But people there might want to see Batman and Robin" said Dick.
"Then... come to the party as Batman and Robin. Every actor in Actorville would love to see them there" said Sam.
"Yeah. It'll be awesome" said Charles Wallace.
"Come on, Bruce. Let's go to that party" said Dick.
Bruce gave the matter more thought then said "Very well."
At the party, Bruce and Dick were in their Batman and Robin identities.
"So thankful we got Batman and Robin to this party" said Calvin.
"Me too. What I don't understand, though, is why Chad wanted them here" said Sam.
"Well, if anything goes wrong, we might need crimefighters" said Charles Wallace.
"Good point" said Sam.
Batman and Robin approached the three kids.
"I must admit, kids, this place is very wonderful" said Batman.
"We're glad you approve, Batman" said Calvin.
"This'll be the most exciting thing to happen since Chad had his twins" said Charles Wallace.
"Yeah. And that was a different kind of exciting" said Sam.
"What do you mean? How is Chad having twins a different kind of exciting? I'm sure he and Meg wanted kids" said Robin.
"They weren't even thinking about it. In fact, Meg wasn't the one who had them" said Calvin.
"No. Chad was" said Sam.
"Himself?" said Robin.
"Yeah" said Sam.
Catwoman was watching the whole thing.
"He had twins himself? Now what could she have meant by that?" she whispered.
"You mean Chad got pregnant?" said Robin.
"By magic, yeah" said Sam.
"Magic? Pregnant men? How very interesting" Catwoman meowed.
"That's not possible" said Batman.
"Well, it is possible now that it's happened" said Charles Wallace.
"Holy irony!" Robin exclaimed.
Catwoman slunk back to her lair to tell her villain partners everything she'd just heard.
