Catwoman was eavesdropping on the Penguin's recording surveillance system when the other three returned.
"Well, Catwoman?" said the Riddler.
"They're declaring war on us" said Catwoman.
"Curses! Those three shrimp-lets have proven tougher than I thought " said the Penguin.
"I just don't understand it. They're younger than Batman and Robin" said the Joker.
"No, the girl is roughly Robin's age and Calvin is closer to Batman's age than Robin's" said Catwoman.
"Age has nothing to do with it, Catwoman! The Three Warriors are becoming as defeating as the Dynamic Duo themselves" said the Joker.
"Yes... but it wasn't like they were alone. I heard the Wiggles' dreamy voices on here too" said Catwoman.
"So they're defeating us mainly because they have help. Maybe this war is a good thing. If they have an army, we can defeat them" said the Riddler.
"Purr-fect, Riddler" said Catwoman.
"But what are we supposed to do about Batman? Do we get him pregnant too?" said the Joker.
"Absolutely not. Robin's death will undo him enough" said the Penguin.
"So we're just to fight and see what happens?" said the Riddler.
"Precisely. And if we win, a new age will dawn. The age of us" the Penguin announced.
He sang to make his point.
I never thought an army essential
But it's crude and unspeakably plain
Maybe we've a glimmer of potential
If allied to my vision and brain
I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention!
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking power and successions
Even you can't be caught unaware
So prepare for the chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news!
A shiny new era is tiptoeing nearer
Catwoman: And where do we feature?
Penguin: Just listen to teacher
I know it's sounds sordid, but we'll be rewarded
When at last we are given our dues
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!
Riddler: Yeah, be prepared. We'll be prepared. For what?
Penguin: For the destroying of the Dynamic Duo
Joker: But we're only killing Robin
Penguin: And that itself will kill Batman and the Warriors too
Catwoman: Great idea. Who needs a leader?
Riddler, Joker, Catwoman: No leader, no leader, la la la la la la
Penguin: Idiots! There will be four leaders!
Joker: But you just said...
Penguin: We will leaders! Of Gotham City and Wiggletown and the entire world!
Catwoman: Purr-fect! We'll live forever!
All: It's great that will soon be the leaders
Of the world and be all time adored
Penguin: Of course, quid pro quo, we're expecting
To take certain duties on board
The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get a sniff without me!
So prepare for the war of the century!
Be prepared to go extra far
Joker: Meticulous planning
Catwoman: Tenacity spanning
Riddler: Decades of appeal
Penguin: Is simply why we'll
Be kings, undisputed
Respected, saluted
And see what wonders we are
Yes, my teeth and ambitions are beared
Be prepared!
All: Yes, our teeth and ambitions are beared
Be prepared!
