The kids were at Commissioner Gordon's office breaking the news to him.
"That is preposterous, Warriors. The Penguin getting the Boy Wonder pregnant?" said Commissioner Gordon.
"For whatever reason, he did it, commissioner" said Calvin.
"Why, saints alive! What have you done about it?" said Chief O'Hara.
"We couldn't do anything about it, Chief O'Hara. It's impossible to do anything about it so we hear" said Charles Wallace.
"We do have ways of speeding it along, but Robin's already dying. We can't use it" said Sam.
"Oh dear! If this means the end of the Dynamic Duo and the Three Warriors..." said Commissioner Gordon.
"It means more than that. It could very well mean the end of the world" said Calvin.
"Yeah. Disney Actorville was smoke bombed, my sister is in the hospital, her husband is having a meltdown and we're seeing high levels of trauma and an abnormally large number of crimes" said Charles Wallace.
"My goodness! Then this war is absolutely necessary if we're to do anything about it" said Commissioner Gordon.
"That's what we said, commish" said Sam.
"I shall tell my men all about it and make sure all armies take action at once" said Chief O'Hara.
"Thanks a lot, Chief. But as I am an officer myself, I must get some of my coworkers to help" said Sam.
"Absolutely, Miss Sam. Anything you say" said Chief O'Hara.
"Thank you. You guys inform our people. I'll go talk to Sheriff Taylor about taking action in a war" said Sam.
"You betcha, Sam" said Charles Wallace.
The Three Warriors then left the office to pursue their duties.
"I do not think there have ever been such selfless children" said Commissioner Gordon.
"They are probably the most selfless people of their age" said Chief O'Hara.
"A trio like them helping out Batman and Robin. It makes our job three times as easy" said Commissioner Gordon.
