iammichael: Rory we've been talking for a while now and
iammichael: you've seen my dick!!
rorytheracingcar: your point is??
iammichael: what's your love life like?
rorytheracingcar: excuse me????
iammichael: that was a bit forward sorry,
iammichael: what I meant was, do you have a boyfriend?
rorytheracingcar: no lmao
iammichael: girlfriend?
rorytheracingcar: nope
iammichael: fwb??
rorytheracingcar: I'm alone okay
rorytheracingcar: no lovers
rorytheracingcar: no animals
rorytheracingcar: no friends
rorytheracingcar: ((jk I have a boyfriend))
iammichael: I'm your friend!!!
rorytheracingcar: we haven't even met
iammichael: we should omg I live in Sydney!!
rorytheracingcar: woah hold your horses, we've been talking for-
rorytheracingcar: 3 weeks, I don't even know what u look like
rorytheracingcar: and I'm from Sydney too..
iammichael: this is my face ((NO WAY WE'RE SO CLOSE))
rorytheracingcar: wow
iammichael: was that a good wow or bad wow?
iammichael: Rory??
iammichael: come back!!
iammichael: my face scared you away
iammichael: bollocks
