new iMessage from: cal cal my pal
cal cal my pal: I can't come over today bro
michael the man: what why??????
cal cal my pal: my roommate is pretty beaten up (literally)
michael the man: shit what happened??
cal cal my pal: her boyfriend got drunk, threw a shit fit and beat her up, I can't leave her on her own
michael the man: shit man that sounds awful, do you want me to come over and help?
cal cal my pal: can you please?
michael the man: of course bro, do you want me to pick up anything on the way????
cal cal my pal: some purple hair dye and cookies
michael the man: wtf why do u need purple hair dye??
cal cal my pal: dying her hair makes her feel better
michael the man: fair enough, I'll see you in a few hours
