new iMessage group; participants - lukas pukas, party man ash and michael jackson.
lukas pukas: MICHAEL ASHTON
lukas pukas: iM HAVING A CRISIS
party man ash: its nine am, what the shít could you possibly be freaking out about???
michael jackson: I'm having a crisis too
lukas pukas: nobody cares if you've finished Destiny Michael
michael jackson: stfu it's not that (but that is a problem in my life)
party man ash: WHY DID YOU MAKE GROUP CHAT AT NINE AM YOURE WAKING BEAU UP
lukas pukas: STOP YELLING who's beau????
michael jackson: yeah son, who's beau??
party man ash: THAT IS NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW Luke what is your crisis?
lukas pukas: ok so I went to a party last night
michael jackson: oh yes wow sounds like such a crisis
party man ash: MICHAEL STOp
lukas pukas: STFU YOU GREEN HAIRED GIANT
michael jackson: it's actually red now you oversized Ken doll
party man ash: children pls
lukas pukas: ANYWAYS so I was at the party and I was off my head drunk and this girl pulled me into a closet and gave me a blòwjob
party man ash: bro, how is that a problem??
michael jackson: bro that does not sound like an issue.
lukas pukas: WAIT FOR ME TO FINISH YOU DÍCK SUCKERS
party man ash: continue
lukas pukas: OK so she's giving me the blòwjob and (this is where it gets bad) her braces kinda cut my dick and it wONT STOP BLEEDING DO U SEE MY CRISIS NOW
michael jackson: well
party man ash: have you put a plaster on it?
lukas pukas: yes I have
michael jackson: tell Liz
lukas pukas: nO she would castrate and decapitate me
party man ash: ask calum??
cal pol is has been added to the 'Crisis Club' conversation
cal pol: look guys my roommate is not ok at the moment I don't have time for the crisis club today
michael jackson: is she okay?????
cal pol: her ex-boyfriend broke into our apartment
cal pol: trashed the place and threatened Rory
lukas pukas: Michael aren't you snapchatting a girl called Rory??
party man ash: who's Rory????
michael jackson: no different Rory..
cal pol: anyways, Luke go to the doctors, Ash tell us who Beau is next time we're all together and Michael if you're snapchatting my Rory I will hurt you ok byE
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idek what the heckity this was, little breadstick got some action tho!!
Rory n Michael will meet soon ok children ok
ily guys!! thankyou for over 1k reads!!
