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Meeting the parents

This chapter will contain foul language and some words you may not understand I will put their common word beside them.

To say Fallacy was a kettle about to explode would be an understatement. Encre's parents were insufferable and insulted her to her face so sublet that encre didn't notice half of the time or they asked questions about her that were incredibly rude. They even switched to another language to shit talk about her openly. They just didn't know that fallacy spoke that language. Encre was surprised by how well fallacy was taking it all but what he didn't know was that fallacy was planning something that would tear them down from their high horse and bury them in a hole that reaches deeper than hell.

"How can it be that a skeleton has black bones? I've never seen something like that in any creaturs but hens," Encre's e̶v̶i̶l̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶i̶n̶s̶u̶f̶f̶e̶r̶a̶b̶l̶e̶ stepmother asked. The last course of their meal was brought in and fallacy would feel the sympathizing gaze of the maid.

"Well considering that all monsters have unique appearances can I truly not see why that is relevant but if you must know can I tell you that my father was a Yaiko," Fallacy said. The two ex-royals didn't even bother with hiding their disgust.

"So you are a freak?" Encre's father asked. Encre got up.

"That is enough," Encre said his tone strick and he was trying to stand up for fallacy for the 40th time today.

"You call me a freak but in all honestly a freak is someone who doesn't fit in and here it's you for blaming me for something out of my control," Fallacy said as she took a sip of her beverage. It was a bitter-sweet taste that filled her mouth. Quiet fitting with the simple desert.

"How dare you call me a freak?" the former king asked. Encre looked at fallacy who got him to sit down with a gesture.

"Pendant tout le repas, vous m'avez insulté tous les deux et m'avez dit du mal de moi en face dans une langue que je comprenais. Je pense qu'il est temps pour vous deux de ressentir le mal que vous avez causé aux autres," Fallacy spoke french to everyone's suprise. (Throughout the meal, the two of you insulted me and spoke badly about me to my face in a language I understood. I think it's time for you two to feel the harm you've caused others.) She took another sip. She didn't have an accent that didn't fit the french language. When it came down to it she didn't have any accent that didn't fit the language she spoke.

"The two of you are classless and were never raised by anyone who remotely cared and even though I'm blind can I see how miserable both of you are. 22 'accidents' and fingers covered with white cotton gloves to hide the dirt on your fingers yet you are too cowardly to get your fingers dirty when a new life is made in the first's replacement. The smell of your breath makes me sick especially because you two enjoy every second of it," Fallacy said. Encre didn't get half of what fallacy said but when he looked at his stepmother and father was it evident that they had gotten the message loud and clear. They both looked pale and horrified as if they had seen a ghost.

"Encre as much as I would love for you to see what's going on would I like to dig their graves deeper than hell without burying you with them. You can send a guard in here if you would like to but please a yaiko like me," encre looked at his parents and decided to do as told. Fallacy turned to the two people as one fell.

"I'm blind but at least I won't fall over my own feet," Fallacy said pulling her strings away so they wouldn't notice. it made her feel a little bit better but she was still two seconds from exploding on them. Encre left and soon a guard of the yaiko species came in. Encre also returned. Fallacy couldn't keep calm anymore.

"There may be a small selection of rotten apples but not even the cheese-eating surrender monkeys would touch the two of you with a 5-meter pole. You think you are all high and mighty because you once had a throne but you've lost the plot and married a scrubber. You used to be breathtaking but now you are suffocating people with your hogwash you see yourself as a hero but you only are in your own mind. I would slap you but that would be animal abuse. a bigger Knob head than you have I never meet especially someone less cowardly..." Fallacy went off of both of them encre and the guard was both stunned with the words that left her mouth and horrified with how good she was at insulting them. Her face had a visible yellow blush from anger and she got hotter as diarnan had managed to get into the room and nurse the babies. Encre looked at his elder and their shock was immeasurable. His father even had tears in his eyes. The doors opened for 15 servants that believed they could clean up after the desert but they were stuck in place together with everyone else enjoying the show of two people getting exactly what they deserved.