Spoiler Alert [Demon Slayer self-insert]

Spoiler Alert: Bloody Nose?!

"AHHH! THEY'RE DEAD!" Is what woke you up, the loud sound of sobbing almost bursting your eardrums, your head hurt like a bitch. 

"augh..." That was the first thing you said as you became conscious. The bright lights hurt your eyes as you squinted. The sobs only got louder as two faces came into your view. Shoichi and Zenitsu.

"I thought you died!" Yelled Shoichi, rubbing his tears. Zenitsu said nothing, only laying over your chest, tears falling onto the green of Tanjirous haori.

"W-where is Tanjirou?" You whispered out, sitting up as you rub your head.

"Tanjirou?! That's the first thing you say!?" Screams Zenitsu as he cries more tears, obviously offended. While he had a fit you took the moment to look around, Nezuko's box was still in place so you had no need to worry about being late to see Inosuke's face. You rubbed the back of your head only to feel a path of warm liquid.

"W-we fell out the s-second story window!" Shoichi said loudly, bring attention to you. You brought your hand to your face to see blood, "You l-landed on your h-head!"

"eh?"

"DON'T DIE!" Screamed out Zenitsu, squeezing you will all his strength. You think you heard a crack, "PLEASE DON'T DIE!"

The only response you gave to Zenitsu was a hug back as you pet his hair, trying to calm him down. That would probably make him like you more right? Your hands left his hair when you heard his sobs die down, pulling him off you to see his face. Zenitsu was bright red.

You covered your mouth with your hand as you viciously grinned.

Zenitsu took his eyes off you in favor of looking at the front door of the mansion, a perplexed look on his face. You were about to ask what was wrong when you heard it. 

"Comin' through! Comin' through!" The boar masked man yelled as he made his way through the entryway, before busting through the door with a loud head butt.

"AHH! It's back!" Zenitsu screamed as he clutched onto Shoichi.

"I sense a demon! HAHAHA!"

Zenitsu started talking about how his voice was familiar. The fifth survivor of their final selection. You quickly got up though, runny for Nezuko before Inosuke could even attempt to attack her box. Right when he was a few feet away, you quickly ran by and snatched up the box, turning to Inosuke with a glare.

"Huh? Who the hell are you?!" He yelled out, "Get outta the way! I gotta kill that demon!"

"I refuse!" You yelled out, holding the to your chest.

"What the hell are you saying!?"

"We are part of the Demon Slaying Corps! Just like you!" Zenitsu yelled as he got up.

"Then you should understand! We gotta kill it!" Inosuke took out a sword pointing it at you, "Move!"

"We can't let you touch it" You yelled, "Suck on that, umm... what's the word... Idiot!"

"What did you say?!" He screamed, easily riled up, "I'll kill you!"

He ran at you, not listening to the yell from Zenitsu. Before you could dodge, you had thought. Did you want to stay uninjured? If you weren't hurt you wouldn't be allowed to stay at the wisteria house for long...

Before you could make up your mind the box had kicked hard making you fall to the ground. With no thoughts in mind, you curled around the box as Inosuke kicked and pulled at you, sometimes kicking you hard enough to break a bone. Zenitsu hit at INosuke the best he could only to get smacked in the head and pushed away.

He decided that he wouldn't be much of a help so he opted to yell for Tanjirou.

"TANJIROU! HELP!" He screamed, tears falling off his face. Snot dribbled down his nose as he continuously wiped his face.

Your face hurt from a few hard kicks that knocked it into the wood. As of now, Inosuke was pulling your hair, threatening to slit your throat. You weren't bothered though, you knew Tanjirou wouldn't let you die. He was the main character, and you were a part of the supporting cast. You can't die so early.

You felt a poke on your back as Inosuke pointed his sword at your back. Now normally you wouldn't be worried, but Tanjirou wasn't here yet. You twisted around throwing a kick to Inosuke's stomach making him fly a couple of feet.

"HEHEHE! LET'S FIGHT!" He screamed excitedly, "PULL OUT YOUR SWORDS"

"No!" You yelled, making an X with your arms and you kick the box back towards Zenitsu.

"Coward! Spineless coward!" He yelled as swung his swords at you, one hitting your nose right on, causing a large amount of blood to spurt out. You were sure it would scar.

"AHH! No!" Yelled Zenitsu as he put the box behind him, "Stop hurting them!"

"Do you wanna get beat up?!" You yelled, glaring at him, "If not then shut it! You're lucky I'm taking the brunt of it!"

Zenitsu, however, cannot understand you so he immediately stood and tried to fight, "Sorry! I'll try to fight!" 

"That's not what I meant!" You yelled once again, getting kicked into a tree. The breath left your lungs as you slumped over.

Inosuke took the moment to try to lunge at you, only for Zenitsu to grab his leg and try kicking him while he was done. That however didn't work, because he only got a large punch to the face. 

While Zenitsu was distracting Inosuke, you took the moment to try and stop your bleeding nose. Sure, you could help, but Zenitsu needs to get at least one rib broken.

"Tanjirou..." Zenitsu said, looking towards the house. Fucking finally Tanjirou, you took ages, "We protected the box... because you said it was more important than your life..."

Tanjirou's face was heartbreaking, guilt didn't look good on him. You took your eyes off the scene before you to look at Shiochi, giving him what you hoped was a reassuring smile. ah. no. he is crying more... oops.

Inosuke turned towards you after his beatdown on Zenitsu and sent a sidekick that sent you flying. Damn, Inosuke is strong as hell. 

"You two won't even fight me! Wimps!" Inosuke screamed, running to try and kick you again, "Pull your swords out!"

"Stop!" 

"Huh?!" Inosuke said, looking toward Tanjirou in contempt.

"I said stop!" Tanjirou screamed, kicking up dust as he runs to Inosuke, hitting him right in the ribs.

Taisho-Era Secret! Tanjirou Style!

I heard Y/N once stayed in their room for a whole month! What would you even do for that long, I can't imagine reading anything would cure their boredom!