Spoiler Alert [Demon Slayer self-insert]

Spoiler Alert: Wisteria House #2!

I love binge-watching makeup tutorials so much, and I'm always super aware of my appearance. I had fun writing about how the boys looked this chapter.

English is underlined.

A wisteria house is a place where demon slayers can rest for free. The owners of the wisteria house asked for nothing in return for helping demons slayers out and homing them. 

That is why you were currently in a small room in a shabby wisteria house. You couldn't really complain, but you weren't excited to sleep on the floor.

"Once you four get into the red light district, you'll first and foremost look for my wife," Uzui said as he sat in front of the four of you, he had his arms crossed like he was all high and mighty, "I for one will be looking for information about the demon residing there."

"This is unbelievable!" Zenitsu cried out as the other two boys ate the food they were given, "Don't use your subordinates to look for a bride for you!"

"Huh?! You're mistaking something!" Uzui yelled angrily, glaring at Zenitsu like he was a bug.

"No, I'm not! I'm gonna say it harshly, alright?!" Zenitsu screamed as he threw a tantrum, "Weird ass people like you will never be popular! We aren't demon slayers just to find you a bride! I refuse!"

"You damn foooool!" Uzui drew out his words to shut up Zenitsu, "I had my wife infiltrate, but our contact cut off so now I'm going too!"

"That's all in your head there, right?" Zenitsu asked quietly, you turned your head to look at Uzui with a pitying look on your face.

"Poor Tengen... So lonely he has to make things up..." You said sadly as you sobbed fake tears, you had a handkerchief to your face as you patted Uzui on his shoulder. He let out a scream of indignation.

"You damn brats!" He yelled as he stood up quickly, making you fall to the floor, "You already know I have a wife you twerp! Don't spread lies to your peers!"

You sat laughing on the ground as Uzui screamed at the two of you throwing bundles of letters at you, "My wife sent me these! I'm not lying!"

"Wow, that sure is a lot," Tanjirou said as he held the letters in his hands in shock, "Has she been there awhile?"

"That's because he has three of them," You said as you lay on the floor with your arms behind your head.

"Huh?" Tanjirou asked, looking at you in confusion, "Three what?"

"Three wives," Uzui said in your place, sitting on the floor with his head resting in his hand, "I have three wives."

"Th... Three wives! Y-You bastard!" Zenitsu screamed at Uzui, pointing at him as he glared at the man, "Why do you have three?!"

"Polyamory is a common practice," You sat up with a shrug as you smiled, "I once had a few girlfriends when I was younger."

"UUGH!" Zenitsu groans as Uzui hits him in the stomach. Tanjirou looked at you confused before raising his hand for Uzui to call on him.

"What do you want? Any more complaints?" Uzui said as he glared at Tanjirou, he kept his hand raised until he was allowed to speak.

"What is polyamory?" Tanjirou asked before pointing to you. You forgot he knew English, "Y/n said they had a couple of girlfriends when they were younger, is that related?"

"Polyamory is when you have multiple partners," Uzui said before crossing his arms and looking at you disgusted, "And they lied, no way they could pull three girls." Him using the term 'pull girls' against you made you angry seeing as you were the one who taught him the phrase.