Spoiler Alert [Demon Slayer self-insert]

Spoiler Alert: Stick to the Script!

English is underlined.

"Did you seriously just say that?" Gyutaro said in disbelief as you continued to simp over the two demons. He looked at you in disgust before pointing to Daki, "Don't go hitting on my sister."

"I'm not looking at your sister bro," You said while pointing at him, "I'm looking at you, you're so hot I could kneel over and die."

Uzui looked at you in disgust as he sighed loudly. He looked back at the demon, about to apologize for your actions before realizing that he was supposed to be killing these people.

"Are you brain dead?" Gyutaro asked as he knocked on his head with his sickle thing, "Did you get dropped as a baby? Are you blind? Are you stupid?"

Every insult he threw at you made you cover your face in shame, you let out comical tears as you put your forehead on the ground and cowered as he called you names. This feels less serious than the actual scene...

"Ahhh," Gyutaro decided to get back to the script and pointed to Uzui, "You're so lucky, man... Niice skin, no spots, birthmarks, or wounds. Nice flesh, I can't get any fatter myself. And you're a real tall man, clearly over six feet here... I'm sure you're real popular with the girls, man..."

"Compliment me too!" You said as you got your head up from the floor and put your two hands together in a prayer position. He looked at you before turning back to Uzui. He ignored you! You gasped in shock and stood up, standing next to Uzui and trying to get Gyutaro's attention, "Don't just ignore me!"

"He's not the only one, brother!" Daki interrupted you to complain to her brother, "Go get the girl who burned me too! I worked really hard and they all bullied me!"

"Unforgivable..." Gyutaro said with a smile, "You bullied my cute, dumb, little sister while she was working so hard... absolutely unforgivable..."

"U-Ummm," You said as you put your swords up in worry, last time you fought a uppermoon it didn't go too well, "Let's calm down here, haha..."

"Time to collect debts, for every single bruise you put on my little sister," He said before putting his sickles up and starting to do a weird-looking move, "I'll spin you round and round when you die! Cause my name is Gyutaro!"

He threw his sickles out of the building, making them boomerang. One of the sickles sliced you on the cheek while he threw it, making you yelp in pain. Poor you, getting hit in the face by a sickle...

Uzui moved quickly and sheltered the leftover survivors in the room, while you didn't bother helping. Instead, you looked out the hole in the building and yelled out to the three boys who now gathered there. 

"Help! Help, two of them!" You yelled in English, making Tanjirou jump and look at you. You can only assume you look bad due to the way Tanjirou cringed.

"Go help them, Inosuke and Zenitsu!" Tanjirou yelled while picking up the small Nezuko and running off to put her in her box.

You tuned back into the conversation to something Uzui said, "Well yeah, I'm a flamboyant and elegant ladies' man. I even have three wives."

You stood shellshocked for a moment before yelling at Uzui, "Stop making him angry!"

"Three?! Seriously?" The demon's anger grew, "You're kidding me right? Right? Unforgivable..."

Gyutaro did a cool 'splatter sickle' move, and you quickly jumped to avoid it. Uzui made an explosion and made the survivors go threw the floor. He yelled for them to move away. You saw the sickles move downwards, aiming for Uzui only. You took it as a win that you weren't focused.

You saw Uzui throw up some of the balls he carries, and you realized he was going to explode on the second floor. With you in it. You let out a scream, "Uzui, you crazy freak!"

You quickly turned around to try and cover yourself, only to find yourself wrapped up in sashes. Yes! Being nice to Daki paid off!

You had a sash around your waist as Daki looked at your face with high interest, "I never noticed before, but you're really attractive. I gotta keep you."

"Uhhh..." You said you heard Uzui starting to talk outside of the sash wrap. Gyutaro ignored the both of you flirting, "Does that mean you'll go on a date with me?"

"No," Daki said with a disgusted face, making you sulk and Gyutaro laugh. Daki slowly unwrapped the sashes, revealing Uzui in all his glory. You glared at him angrily. 

"Crazy bastard!" you screamed at him, but he ignored you, "You almost got me killed!"

"Shut up!" Daki yelled at you and wrapped one of her sashes around your mouth. You grumbled loudly but overall you crossed your arms. While you could get out of this relatively easy, he wrapping you up and stuff was super hot.

Gyutaro started to talk about how blessed Uzui was, and how he was perfect from birth, and damn did that piss off Uzui! You never saw him look so genuinely annoyed!

While the two of them argued, and Daki tried to get included you started to get ready to leave them be. You didn't want to be in the limelight of this fight, you were focusing on only keeping Uzui alive and working.

Your plan was to hang out close to the fight while jumping in occasionally when the situation got a little too risky. You quickly cut off the sashes and jumped away from the demons. Daki yelled at you for cutting her up as you simply sent her a salute.

"Bye!" You said before jumping out the hole in the wall, "I'll support you from afar Uzui, don't worry, you won't die!"

"You..." Uzui got angry before focusing more on the battle, he yelled curses at you from behind. You jumped up onto one of the more intact roofs, watching the fight progress like a hawk while following them quickly. 

You watched closely as the situation got direr and direr, it wasn't to the point in which Uzui was gonna lose an arm again, due to you stepping in at some points, but it wasn't very good for him either. 

You were about to jump in once more when you saw someone with black hair jump in and cut off the hand of the demon quickly.

You paused and looked at the new addition to the fight... Obanai?

You let out a yell when you saw them totally beat up the demons. Why was he so early?! Why isn't this like the original story?!

While you were thinking you didn't notice the bloody sickle headed your way. You dodged just in time for it to only slice you on the forehead, but it was a deep cut. Why must you get so many scars?! You'll have scars like Sanemi at this rate.

Before you could curse out the demon though, your throat swelled up and you fell to your knees. You continued watching the fight as you held your throat.

You did not account for the poison in all this.

Taisho Era Secret! Uzui Style!

While he was at first angry when you left him to fight alone, he caught eye of you watching the situation and stepping in whenever he was close to getting hurt. He is kind of grateful, but he wishes you would help him with the heavy lifting.