𝐇𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 - 𝐑𝐚𝐲 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 - 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐄𝐃!

✧ Incorrect Quotes Two ✧

Emma: Thanks for opening my message and not responding.
Y/n: All good bro, any time.
Emma: Fuck you.

Emma, cowering in fear: What do you want from me?!
Y/n, standing in front of Emma: *bites into the whole KitKat bar like a heathen*
Emma, crying: Please...stop...

Ray : What are you eating?
Y/n: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty.
Ray : I like you, don't I?

Ray : I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
Norman: Weight loss? Drink water.
Emma: Clear skin? Drink water.
Y/n: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

Norman: When Y/n was born, the gods said, "They're too perfect for this world."
Ray : Please. When they were born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."

Norman: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn't see their reflection?
Y/n: I've never considered it but you're really shining light on what's probably a very serious issue.

Y/n: I'm afraid of clowns. There, I said it.
Draco: Y/n, if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging with Ray?

Y/n, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Draco, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You're staying home and having my kids.
Ray : What the fuck are you guys doing?
Y/n: Playing systemic oppression.

Y/n: What happened to your nose?
Norman: I used it to break some guy's fist.

Y/n: I'm in love with you.
Ray : We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Y/n: I know.
Ray : Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

Y/n: This food is too hot... I can't eat it.
Ray: You're very hot, and I still eat you.
Everyone at the table: *silence*
Ron: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!
Emma: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

Emma: You need to be more careful!
Y/n, who was dragged into Emma's issue: Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-

Emma: I need life advice.
Y/n, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person.

Y/n, throwing their head into Ray's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Ray, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

Ray: Do you take constructive criticism?
Y/n: Not without crying

*in the first year*
Ray: We can't tell you because you're not a member of the club.
Y/n: What club?
Emma: The hating Y/n club.
Y/n: ...The fuck? I should be the leader of that club!

Norman: Hey besties-
Draco: Die.
Norman: What did I do to you-

Y/n: I'm sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don't know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It's rude.

Draco, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.
Y/n: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.

Draco: Guys where did Y/n go?
Emma: They got arrested.
Draco: How the hell-
Y/n: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.

Emma: I am the left brain, I am the left brain. "I work really hard until my inevitable death" brain. You've got a job to do, you better do it right and the right way is with the left brain's might.
Y/n: I LIKE OREOS AND PUSSY-

Norman: Did you miss me while I was gone?
Draco: You were gone?

Y/n, after getting a job as a lifeguard: Hmm... I wonder what those things at the bottom of the pool are..
Norman: THOSE ARE PEOPLE DROWNING!