𝐇𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 - 𝐑𝐚𝐲 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 - 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐄𝐃!

✧ Incorrect Quotes Three ✧

Harry: Hey, are you okay?
Ron: Yeah.
Harry: You don't look okay...
Ron: Then stop looking.

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Hermione, talking about Thoma : Is this a friend of yours, Y/n?
Y/n: Kind of? Not really. He's in my life and there's nothing I can do about it.

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Theo: I am a responsible adult!
Y/n: *raises brow*
Theo: I am an adult.

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Blaise: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.
Pansy: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.
Blaise: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.
Theo, on a walkie talkie: This is Theo, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.

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Norman, throwing a pokeball at Draco: Draco, I choose you!
Draco, not looking up from their book and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.

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Y/n, looking at their watch: It has been 2 hours and sixteen minutes since I've been insulted.
Y/n: It's been about 5 seconds since I've been assaulted, but let's not talk about that.

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Draco: You're giving me a sticker?
Harry: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying "me-wow!"
Draco: I'm not a preschooler.
Harry: Fine, I'll take it back-
Draco: I earned this, back off!

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Pansy: *standing on a balcony and sneezes*
Draco: *standing on the roof* Bless you.
Pansy: God?!

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Don: When you've been on the internet for as long as I have, you develop thick skin.
Thoma : Navy blue isn't your color.
Don: Navy blue brings out my eyes you prick! *Chases after Thoma *

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Gilda: Ew. What kind of tea is this?
Ron: I boiled gatorade.

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Draco: I warned you.
Draco: I'm perfect.

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Don: Do you want to play 20 Questions?
Y/n: Sure!
Y/n: What's your favorite color?
Don, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like men?

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Emma: That's the longest worm I've ever seen.
Ray: That's a snake.

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Ray: I'm not mean. Name one mean thing I've ever done.
Don: When we were younger, you convinced me eggs weren't real.
Ray: They're not.
Don: Haha, very funny.
Ray: I'm serious. Didn't you hear?
Don: No... what happened?
Ray: ...Why would you fall for this again-

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Theo: Yesterday, I overheard Thoma saying "Are you sure this is a good idea?" and Lannion replying "Trust me," and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

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Theo, texting Draco: *sends a voice message*
Draco, texting back: I'm a little busy, is it urgent?
Theo: No, don't worry, just listen later.
*later*
Draco: *presses play*
Theo's voice message: THERE'S A FIRE-

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Draco, pointing a camera at Y/n: There they are, our sweet baby.
Y/n, holding a cigarette and a beer: What-?

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Don: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.
Y/n: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

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Ron: I just found out from Norman today that when Pansy died and the service did the 21-gun salute at their funeral, Y/n said, "They should aim at the coffin to be sure."

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Theo: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.
Y/n: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.

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Y/n: Is this a good idea?
Y/n: Probably not.
Y/n: Do I care?
Y/n: No.