This woman I met was French,
Now what am I to do?
Can't understand her
I don't do par-les-vous
This other woman I met was a Brit,
Now what am I to do?
She merely buys clothes here
Says America's a zoo
OK, if that's true
At least our zoo has better food than they feed you
I met this woman from Moscow Russia
Her smile looked more like a frown
She looked down her nose, then looked away
For this they are quite renowned
I met a woman from Naples Italy
But what am I to do?
She had a loud mouth
Big chest that she followed everywhere that men would follow her
I'm not much of a follower or butt pincher
We don't do that at home
It just doesn't seem like healthy foreplay for Americans
Imagine how that would go over here
Please come find me Yankee girl
No more foreign birds
And be less the hawk, more the dove
That's my kind of thing
That girl I think I would love
Made in the USA means a lot today
Real love flys straight home and intends to stay
No ice to break, no what do I say, no butt pitching foreplay
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In Review
Non-FictionWhat is "Life In Review"? Saga, song, sonnet, story, satire, summary, sorry situations, silly sort of stupid stuff, sense and non, poems, prose, anecdotes and dozy doats, and a possible personal blow or two. This book is a collection of writings, op...
