Con-phisticated Republican'ts

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When discussing anything about our country, or its culture, or its history, be aware of who is in the room

Speaking about real events and issues sometimes requires the use of 50-cent words

Like infiltrate, or circumvent, secumb, reconnoiter, or other large words with specific meanings

And, if someone in the room goes JETHRO BODINE upon hearing words like these, watch him closely
He has a future
He may become a newly elected Southern Republican Congressman

I ain't whistling Dixie
The South is rising again by pulling everyone else down to their level, regressively dumber
Hopefully, they will soon flush away
If we engage the right plumber

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