...So that's my list Santa and I'm warnin ya something really bad will happen if I don't get what I want for Christmas
And if I see another kid gets something I wanted and didn't get, I'm telling every six year old kid I see that you steal toys from other kids, like me, and give them to kids I don't like: illegal immigrant kids, them black kids in gangs, and even jew kids that already have too many toys that they probably stole
We'll even ride our bikes to the North Pole and hurt Mrs Clause even
Me and my friends will ruin the holiday season for everyone from now on, even Easter
We'll knock down Christmas trees and break all of the decorations on my block
Might even do it in Wal-Mart's toy section, break all their stuff
So you better get it right, or else
And remember, that toy gun I want better look real, like daddy's
I'm leaving some of mommy's homemade gingerbread cookies and some of daddy's kool-aid he got from uncle Adolph, by the tree
I've been a good boy this year... so far
Thanks and Merry Christmas
Donnie Ditto
Oh yeah, thanks for the snow. Daddy said it's his favorite color
The pinecone doesn't fall far from the pine tree
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In Review
Non-FictionWhat is "Life In Review"? Saga, song, sonnet, story, satire, summary, sorry situations, silly sort of stupid stuff, sense and non, poems, prose, anecdotes and dozy doats, and a possible personal blow or two. This book is a collection of writings, op...
