|Lines Aren't the Only Thing I'll be Picking Up|
!(M/n) and Katsuki aren't dating yet in this side story!
(I got all of these cringy pickup lines from Google because I couldn't think of any myself. Also, this is really stupid and makes no sense.)
!CRINGE WARNING!
My mind was foggy when I woke up, and I realized I was in my dorm. I couldn't remember anything.
The last memory I had was of me patrolling with Izuku and Togata senpai earlier and now... nothing.
But, somehow I had an irresistible urge to say stupid things. I got up slowly because I was a bit dizzy, and walked to my bathroom. When I looked at my reflection, something was off, but I couldn't pinpoint what, so I just shrugged it off and walked out.
Going down to the first floor, I saw everyone coming in with their uniforms on. So class was already over, eh?
"Oh, (M/n)! You woke up!" Izuku walked towards me and I smiled a bit, stepping forward.
Only to fall in front of him.
"Eek?! Are you okay?!" Izuku knelt beside me and I just looked up at him.
And well, my mouth moved on its own. "Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."
Izuku stared at me for a moment before his entire face went red and he began stuttering like crazy.
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After that little scene I caused, Aizawa came here because everyone called him, and he explained to me what had happened earlier.
"The quirk user said something about a physical form that shows how long it takes for the effects to wear off." He looked down at my left wrist, where I had noticed a black bracelet with a white 19 was glowing. "Everything he says will be a pick-up line, so he won't be able to have a normal conversation until it reaches 0."
"So, basically, he has to say nineteen more pick-up lines?" Aizawa nodded and I heard my classmates whispering behind me.
"It would occur spontaneously, so be careful, guys."
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Shouto was sitting on the couch in the common room peacefully reading a book, and I couldn't resist standing behind him, bending over a bit and whispering in his ear.
"If you were a library book, I would check you out." The poor boy erupted in flames and had to be taken off the couch before he would burn it to ashes.
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Right after I heard Izuku naming All Might's moves, specifically the Textas Smash, a smile crept up my face.
"Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only 10 I see." I heard some grunts but I just laughed, and Izuku blushed again.
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Kaminari was writing down the answers to his homework when his pencil broke.
My tongue felt like it was itching to speak.
"Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless."
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I saw Uraraka training outside, so I walked out and went up to her.
"Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'll still fall for you."
She screeched and covered her blushing face, soon making herself float with her quirk.
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Paralyze |Bakugou Katsuki x Male!Reader|
Fanfiction(L/n) (M/n) was a boy who passed the writen exam for U.A but not the practical against the robots, and he couldn't make it to the Hero Course. Thankfully he had the same backup plan that his best friend, Shinso Hitoshi, and he's in 1-C, General Stud...
