Dipper's guide to the unexplained #666: Bill Cipher (BoyxBoy)

Wake up

"What did you do to him?!" I heard her scream

"I-I don't know! It shouldn't have done this to him! It should have just burned him, not knocked him out! If he didn't care about you then maybe we wouldn't be in this mess!" he screams at her

"It's your fault! If you hadn't tried to... do god knows what to me! Then Dipper would be okay! Why do you even care?!"

"I care because I love him!" he screams

Then they both stopped screaming and everything went perfectly silent.

"Y-you love him?"

"Yeah is there a problem?" he asks setting my head down in the grass

"Um, Yeah there is."

Oh no, don't fight with him Pacifica you'll get hurt beyond imagine.

"Address the problem miss Northwest."

"I love him too."

"Well there is only one Dipper and two of us." he says

"So we are going to make him choose the minute he wakes up? That's not fair, I mean he will probably be pissed at you for knocking him out, so it's almost certain that he'll choose me-- on second thought, let's make him choose the minute he gets up."

"Valid perspective." 

I didn't want to chose, I didn't want to have to decide between them. When I- if I even wake up. Guess I will have to ask Mabel for help, she's my twin, shell understand... hopefully.

"Okay, but that doesn't change the fact that DIPPER IS LAYING UNCONSCIOUS ON THE GROUND!" She beings screaming again 

"I know! I can't do anything about that! It's all Dipper now, he has to decide whether to wake up or..." he trailed off

"Or what?"

"Or possibly stay in a coma." he says quietly

"Come on Dipper, please wake up." she says sitting next to me and rubbing my hair "Dipper please?" she whispers in my ear

"C-careful Pacifica." I stammer

"Thank god!" she gasps hugging me

"Move aside NorthWest!" Bill says shoving her and now taking her place hugging me

"B-bill?"

"Yeah pine tree- er... Dipper?"

"Pine tree." I smile weakly

"Thank you for waking up." he whispers with a smile into my ear

"You're welcome." I whisper back

"We should get him back to the shack." Pacifica says taking my other arm and helping my to my feet

We got back to the shack and Mabel was sitting behind the counter.

"Dipper Pines don't you ever scare me like that again! Your face!" she rushes over looking at my face

"What happened?" 

"Bill?" I ask turning to him so he can explain

He exhales sharply and rolls his eyes, taking a moment to think, "Long story short, I burned him." 

"Pacifica?" she asks

"Oh, hey Mabel." 

"Hey..." 

After Mabel helped with my burn Pacifica left and Bill went... I don't even know where he went.

"Mabel?"

"Yeah bro?"

"If I, per say, had to choose between Pacifica and Bill, who would you choose?"

"Well, I say Bill! 'Cause he's a total hottie and well, because Pacifica already has a boyfriend!" she says thinking hard

"Wait, she has a boyfriend? Who?"

"Gabe benson!" she laughs

"Puppet guy?" I smile

She nods and we laughs harder.

"Why him?" 

"Ask her, you seem to be very friendly with her~" she nudges my arm

I wrinkled my nose at her.

"You think my burn will heal?" I ask touching it, she smacks my hand

"Yes, but don't touch it!" 

"Okay fine I won't." I cross my arms

"The best thing for you to do is probably get some rest!" she says shoving me upstairs

"Okay Dr. Mabel"

"No, it's Dr. WADDLES!" she holds up her over grown pig

Jesus I forgot about that monster of an animal...

"Ah, yes, Dr. Waddles" I smile as I walk upstairs

"That's right! And don't you forget it!" she yells up the stairs

"Never will!" 

I lay down and close my eyes for a little nap. I wake up and look at the clock, It's about 4:00am. I didn't sit up, all I did was lay there staring at my ceiling which had every single page from the journal copied and taped up there so I could read without having to wear out the pages. Suddenly I heard my door open and close.

"Hello?" I called sitting up

"Hey~ pine tree." he said quietly

"Hey," I say relieved that it wasn't a monster... well a bad one anyway

"I'm so sorry..." he says sitting next to me

"It's okay, I guess it was kinda my fault , but why were you going to do that to her?" I ask leaning on his shoulder

"Let's just say us demons get jealous too." he says holding me

"Could you listen when you were knocked out?"

"Yeah" I say sliding down under the blankets

"So are you going to chose?"

"Yeah, in fact I've already chosen." I smile at him

"Really?! Can you tell me?!" he begs

"Sure. I chose-"