Dipper's guide to the unexplained #666: Bill Cipher (BoyxBoy)

3 girls, 1 advice giver,1 choice

I was walking along the streets looking down at my feet trying to STILL figure out how to get a girl. *bump, fall* I hit the floor and my hat tipped over my face.

"Ohmygosh are you okay? oh my gosh i am so sorry, I should have been more careful I-"

I lifted up my hat and looked at her, she was staring at me. Why did she just stop mid sentence, is that a girl thing? Bill never did that.

"It's fine, really, here let me help you," I say picking up her books and handing them to her

"Again I'm so sorry for my clumsiness, very sorry!" she said standing up

"Again, it's okay! It's totally fine!" I smile

"Wow," she whispers

"What is it? Oh god please tell me you're not hurt." I say starting to feel bad

"No, no it's just that..." she started to trail off

"Oh geez did I hit you?"

"No, it's just you're incredibly attractive!" she mutters

"Thank you" I smile

"Oh! Uh, Roxanne Landreth, but my friends call me Roxy" she says extending her hand

"Alex Pines, my friends call me Dipper," I say shaking her hand

"Might I ask why?"

I lift up my overgrown hair and reveal my birthmark to her,

"Oh! The Big Dipper!" she laughs

"Well you, uh call me sometime," she says handing me a slip of paper with numbers on it

She's really sweet, maybe I can consider asking her out. But is she sweet in a cute way or overly sweet in an annoying way? Why is this so difficult! Whyyyy??!! I start to walk home because I need to have some help with getting a girlfriend, wait that won't be good. They can't know I want a girlfriend, then they'll ask about me and Bill, but as far as they know we just sleep together sometimes. So I can't tell them. But what if I bring a girl home? Then what? They can't be home? They can't know? Maybe Mabel will understand, just maybe. I get home to see Gabe sitting on the floor with Waddles, but just Gabe. Does he live here or something?

"Where's my sister?" I ask stopping in front of him

"Relax, she went out with some friends!" he laughs playing with Waddles tiny little arms

"Okay, Fine." I say starting to walk upstairs

"Going so soon?" he asks getting up following me and putting a hand on my shoulder

"Uh, yeah. I need to figure something out and I needed Mabel's advice and as you see she isn't here at the moment so I'm going to my room." I say taking his hand off my shoulder

"Come on you can talk to me!" he says sliding in front of me with his arms out

"Uh, no I can't." I say shoving past him

"Come on Dipper, I can help you~" he says putting his arms around my waist

"Nope, listen you like my sister right? And if you are dating her then you have to stop whatever your doing with me! Im putting my foot down for her!" I say

"That just makes you more attractive..." he mumbles "plus we aren't dating, I never asked her to be my girlfriend because of this reason. Because I'm not sure what ill do if we were dating and she found out I had an affair with her brother!"

"Affair?! Oh nononononono! You're the one who is constantly stopping me, kissing me, pretending to be someone I'm sleeping with, and putting you hands all over me!" I say getting out of his grip