Dipper's guide to the unexplained #666: Bill Cipher (BoyxBoy)

Wedding planners

Bill, Mabel, and I had been looking at wedding magazines and bridal magazines for over 3 ours straight. Honestly I don't know why I was looking at bridal magazines if nor me or Bill are girls. They should make Groom magazines for people getting married to the same sex. Bill wears Tuxedos everyday so he already had his outfit, yellow and black, but we needed colors for me.

"How about pink and black?" Suggests Mabel

"What, ew! No," I say still looking at magazines

"Blue and Black?" suggests Bill

"Nah," I say leaning in my elbow

"Ding ding ding!! I got it!! The color scheme of the wedding is Grey and Yellow! So instead of You wearing a gray tux with yellow wear black and yellow!" she says

"Yeah pine tree we can match!" bill smiles

"Sounds great!" I smile

"You gonna have brides maids?" Mabel asks

"His side would they go on, Bill's or Mine?" I asked

"Bill's" she says

"Yay!" he says smiling

"Wait, aren't they called GROOMS maids? Because face it boys, we don't have a bride." she says confused

"Who would be out grooms maids anyway?" asks Bill

"Well We have Mabel..." I say

"Pacifica!" Mabel shouts

"Wendy," bill starts to count

"Melody!" Mabel chimes in

"Tambry,"

"What about grooms men?" I ask

"Carter!" Mabel automatically yells

"Robbie,"

"Le!,"

"Nate,"

"Thompson!"

"And don't forget..." they say in unison
"GABE!!!" they shout

I'm a little hesitant about inviting him to be honest.

"Well that's leaves us with 5 Grooms maids and 6 Grooms men." Bill says

"Get rid of Thompson," I say

"Okay now that, that's settled... LETS GO SHOPPING!!!!!" she says excitedly

"Okay let's do it!" Bill say excitedly too

"Let's go!" I say grabbing the keys and running out the door

~~At the GROOMS store~~

"Hi welcome to the Bridal shop how can I... Help... you?" She says questionably because their were 2 guys 1 girl

"Glad to see you brought your wedding planner!" She smiles extending a hand to me

"SORRY LADY BUT HE'S MINE!" bill smiles proudly showing her my ring

"Oh... So that means..."

"I'm the wedding planner!" Mabel smiles

"So, 2 boys? Are you guys drunk or on drugs?" She asks

"Well we're both immortal," Bill says

"Right... I'm gonna have to ask you to leave..." she says glaring at me and bill

"Why because their 2 people who are in love with the same gender? Do I make fun of who you love? No! Leave them alone!" A guy from one of the isles comes out to defend us