Dipper's guide to the unexplained #666: Bill Cipher (BoyxBoy)

Constellaion (part 2)

I lay there on the forest floor looking up at all the constellations in the sky. Man, all those constellations are up there for a reason. I want to have a constellation one day. Well, I practically am a constellation. I mean, 'Dipper', my birthmark is the Big Dipper. So, technically I AM a constellation! Logically speaking right? Right? Im counting it!

"Hey,"

"Uh, hi" I say not bothering to look at the person

"What, are you mad at me or something? Won't even look at me?" he laughs

I turn to the side and see Bill has laid down next to me.

"HI" he smiles

"Hi" I say back

"Do you know what tonight is?" he asks

"Tuesday?" I respond

"No, it's our 1 month anniversary!" he beams

"Oh, wait... you're praising 1 month?"

"Yeah,wait... yep!"

I laugh at him,

"Why?"

"Cause I am Pine tree!"he says lifting me up "A sky full of constellations and all I see is you,"

"Would you count me as a constellation considering my name is Dip-"

"Don't ruin this for me with all your stupid science shit!" he says fake pouting

"Fine, fine, I won't!" I laugh

"Okay... I don't trust you..." he says still holding me

"Bill?"

"Yes pine tree?" He perks up

"Can you get your hand off my ass please?" I say trying to get out if his grip

"Nope, this is your punishment for ruining my romantic statement with your science shit!" he smiles

"Fineee..." I stop struggling

"So you've lived with a dream demon for a month now, am I as bad as you thought I was?" He asks

"Well, not THAT bad,"

"So... you enjoy living with me or I to you?" he smirks

"You can say that," I shrug

"Bill..."

"No I'm not putting you down nor getting my hand off your ass!" he smiles

"No I think I realized something,"

"Oh and what's that?"

"We never told anyone we were together, they probably just thought that we slept together..."

"Yeah so what?"

"So technically we've lived together for a month but we didn't tell anyone we were dating so..."

"So???"

"We aren't officially together yet, we practically logically aren't together"

"Oh... So let's tell them!" he smiles

"But I don't want to tell everyone I'm homosexual..."

"Be Bisexual! You enjoy kissing girls, you do it all the time! I mean I'm the only boy you've dated!" he says putting me down

"O-okay, okay! Yeah I can do that!" I say walking towards the shack

"Dipper," he says catching up to me
"If you want to date a girl I won't get mad."

"What's that suppose to mean?" I ask

"Well you've never dated a girl before,"

"What! that's not true!" I blush

"Might i remind you that I watch over you?"

"Fine but I'm not going to break up with you,"

"They dont have to know about me! Im just a demon, they for have to know!" he smiles

"Fine, ill try to date a girl"
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