Dipper's guide to the unexplained #666: Bill Cipher (BoyxBoy)

Confused

My head is spinning from my answer, what had I gotten myself into? A boyfriend?! Especially Bill Cipher out of all people. He is now my... boyfriend? It still shocks me! I mean I never thought about my sexuality. I hadn't been as attracted to women as I used to, but I don't think I would have ever seen myself being gay, or even bi! I always thought I was straight, ever since I was 12 and had a crush on Wendy. But knowing my own sister helped him with this, did she think I was gay all along?! Oh Mabel I'm going to kill you! No way you know my sexuality before I do! Oh hell no!

"Thank you pine tree!" he says taking my hat and giving me his

"Hey!" I try to grab my hat back although I'm almost a full foot shorter than him, plus he can fly/float

"Fine, keep it I don't care." I lie walking back inside

"Hey bro bro!" she shouts jumping up with waddles in her arms

"Mabel? Did you think I was... gay?"

"WHAT?! PFFF NEVER!... maybe a little...tiny bit of bi signs, lil' bit of pan... And I would know cause I-"

"Seriously?!" I cut her off

"Don't be mad!" she pleads putting Waddles down

"Why would you think that?" I asked insulted that she would ever think that way about me before I even brought it up

"Because you've never had a girlfriend and whenever a girl even asked you out your immediate response was 'no'!"

"That doesn't mean shit! What if I was asexual?! Besides! I kissed her!"

"Who? what? who did you kiss?"

"Pacifica." I cross my arms over my chest

"Dipper, maybe you're not gay, maybe you're bisexual? Though because Bill is, well Bill, I'd say you're pretty up on the pan flag pole." 

"Mabel can we please not discuss this." I ask taking her suggestion into mind

"Okay, but if you ever get confused you know where I live!" she gives me a quirky smile and walks out

I lay down on the floor staring at the ceiling, bisexual? Maybe. Pansexual? Just maybe. Asexual... No I definitely feel sexual attraction. Or maybe it's just love, and no matter who I love it's still love. Even if it is Bill or Pacifica. I hear Bill walk in and lay next to me copying my position.

"Hey kid." he says switching his hat back

"Thanks for giving it back, I thought you were gonna keep it." I say laughing

"I thought about it until I realized how much sexier it looked on you~" he smiles and puts his arm around my waist

"So, Bill you've been watching me and my family since me and Mabel were babies right?"

"Yep, I was protective over my little pine tree." he says kissing my head

"Did you at anytime think I was gay or... something?" I ask leaning on his shoulder

"No, I never thought that pine tree, I never bothered to ask you out because I thought you were straight, technically speaking every girl in town wanted to go out with you since you've gotten older, and not just girls." he grins

"Really?" I ask with a spark in my voice

"Yeah, I mean what girl wanted to go out with a boy who sneezed like a kitten and who's voice cracked every time he talked?"

"You thought my voice cracked?!"

"Who didn't?" he laughed

"But don't worry, once you turned 15 every person I watched over wanted to be with Dipper Pines" he places his head on top of mine making me feel like a little kid again

He got up and offered me a hand, I gladly took it.

"Looks like I'm the lucky person who gets to date the infamous Dipper Pines." he smiles, "hey kid, try not to get confused too often. It's really hard to explain stuff to you since you're so smart, you need a long ass explanation." he winks walking out

Note to self: try not to get confused very often.

Well that's gonna be hard. The past week has been so confusing for me. I need help.