Dipper's guide to the unexplained #666: Bill Cipher (BoyxBoy)

Lia, Liar, Bill's on fire

~Dipper's pov~

I put the vile on my desk and turn around to face Bill. He's still on the flood with sand in his hand. He whips his head around and smiles at me.

"Monster Hunting?!" he lights up with joy

"Maybe later" I mutter filing my arms across my chest and sitting down

"What's wrong?" he floats next to me

"Oh... nothing" I lie starting to work on this demons called the oblivion

"Don't lie to me" he grins grabbing my jaw just like Oblivion did to him, I turn my head away and get back to work.

"Pine tree what's wrong?" he spins my chair around to face him

"You're a liar" I mumble turning my chair around

"What?" he says with hurt in his voice

"Read my mind Bill! you know what I said! You're a liar! A cheater! A true demon!" I shout walking out

"Dipper no you have it all wrong!" he yells after me

"When I asked you 'have you kissed anyone else today' when I asked that I was making sure you weren't cheating on me. I was wrong, you cheated, you lied, you demon." I grab my jacket and run to the forest

I run to my usual spot when I come across a girl... oh shit Pacifica. I slowly approach her not knowing what she was going to do.

"Tomorrow" I pipe up

"What?" she faces me

"Tomorrow you get 'married' I have a plan" I say softly

"You do?"

I just nod not wanting to offender her.

"Well thanks for taking notice" she gets up and leaves me there

Not wanting to go back home to Bill I just stay there. Sit down, bring my knees to my chest, and cry. The person I loved, the person I cared about the most cheated on me, lied to me, and manipulated me. How could he just stand there next to me and lie about stuff to my face? How?! I should have never trusted him, I should have never let him pull me into this... this game. He got inside my head, not just mentally but physically. I was his puppet and he was the puppeteer, he always will be. Maybe that's how he will always see me, a puppet.

"Hey Dipper" Mabel says walking up I wipe my nose on my sleeve and look up

"Hey"

"What's wrong?" she says sitting next to me

"Bill" I mutter

"Triangle guy?" she smiles

I laugh at her quotes from when we were 12. I just nod,

"What did he do?" she asks slinging her arm around me

"I don't want to talk about it" I burry my head in my knees again

"Okey-Dokey" she says

"And you know Marco?"

"Yeah what about him?"

"Well, Bill says that he isn't who you think, he's demon 665: the oblivion" I grin

"Mystery Hunt?"

"Mystery Hunt"

She pulls me up to my feet and drags me deeper into the forest. Time for a mystery hunt.

-Time skip-
~Bill's pov~

Oh shit, on shit, oh shit! What did I do?! Me? No I don't do anything 665 did! This isn't my fault, it's his! He did this to me, screwed up me and Pine tree's relationship. I want to go to Pine tree so badly but I know if I do he'll just be mad and hate me forever. I don't even know if he's gonna comeback! If he's even going to date me any more! Oh shit what have i... he done? Ugh! I hate Oblivion! He ruined my life! I need to get pine tree back, I need him. nothing is fun, or really the same with out him. I need him and I know the only person I need to ask for help... Shooting star. I look at my mental computer screens and find Shooting star is... with him. GREAT! now what?! I sit down on his chair and think, and think, and think some more.

"Geez, you think so much maybe you could be my twin" he walks in

"You're back!" I jump up to hug him but he moves out of the way

~Dipper's pov~

I move just in time to doge his hug,

"Bill, will you tell me the truth, always?" i ask

"Sure" he smiles and his hand catches in fire

"Did you kiss him, more than once?" I bite my lip

"No..." His voice trails off and the fire on his hand gets bigger

I grin,

"Sure about that answer?"

"No" he speaks up and the fire gets smaller "he kissed me first though!"

"Who do you watch over more, me or my sister?"

"Shooting star!" his hand flairs up

"Bill?"

"Yes?"

"Do you love me?" I put an innocent look on my face

"Of course I do" he replies and the flame on his hand completely disappears

"Liar liar, Bill's on fire" I smile

"What?"

"Your hand catches fire when you lie"

"Go ask me a question!" he dares

"How many people do you watch?"

"9" His hand flairs back up

"Gravity falls" he corrects and it stops

"Oh would you look at that?" I laugh

"Lia liar, my hand catches fire"