Okay Dipper you can do this, it isn't rocket science! Although that might be easier than asking out a girl. I go to the place where romance lives and fashion styles die... THE MALL! see right there, that's when I know me and Mabel are for sure twins because admit it. we all question it. I get to the mall and sit in the place where Mabel loves to go, Starbucks. I walk up to the counter and see a girl with platinum blonde hair with one jet black streak in her hair. Her name tag read 'Emmalyn'.
"Hi I'm Emmalyn can I take your order?" she smiles at me
"Sure, can I just get a coffee, like black. Don't put anything in it?" I ask
"Of course" she says writing on the cup "name?" she asks
"Oh uh, Alex. But my friends call me Dipper so either is fine." I say sitting down in a corner booth alone with my laptop reading an article
She walks over to me with 2 coffees in her hands.
"Here" she says handing me one cup
"Thanks," I say taking it
She sits down and looks at my laptop,
"A Mac book?" she asks
"Yeah how did you know?" I ask amazed at her
"Oh I've always been a computer nerd, hacking and stuff..." she trails off
I shut my computer,
"I'm enjoying your company, but I don't want you to get fired." I say taking a sip of my coffee
"Oh it's okay my shift is over." she says smiling
"And your sitting down here with me?" I assure and she nods
We just awkwardly stare at each other for a while when she gets up to leave,
"Maybe ill see you around?" she says walking away
I finish my coffee and just as I go to throw it away I look at the way she spelt my name, i like to make fun of them, it read 'Alex "Dipper" Pines'. I didn't tell her my last name... odd...
I look down at my freezing cold hands and notice some writing, '555-666-0777' a code? You meet someone at Starbucks and they put a code on your cup? Wow, this Emmalyn girl sure is interesting. Bad part is it bled on to my hand so it's now going to take me like 4 times washing my hands to get it off. So no luck at Starbucks, we tried Mabel's favorite place now I'm going to try mine, The Apple store. The one place where you can test your knowledge on some of the 'smartest' people. Plus it's about time I get a new phone, I've his the iPhone 4 for a while now. I walk over to the Phone section and start to compare the differences, iPhone 5, iPhone 5s, and the iPhone 6, (the only ones I was interested with).
"Do you need help?" a girl with pure black hair comes up to me
"Not really," I say continue on looking
"Too bad," she says standing next to me "why are you looking for anyway?" she asks folding her arms over her chest
"An iPhone, preferably the 5, 5s, or 6." I say
"Go with the 6," she says taking one
"Why?"
"Because I said so," she says walking me to the counter
"More reason,"
"Because you'll be able to update it as far as iOS 16 when we make it that far," she says rolling her eyes
"You don't seem to enjoy it here, why do you even bother coming to work?" I ask
"Because I like to tell stupid adorable people, like yourself, things to do so that they buy apple products and soon I can get out if here and move on to better places, or earn a higher position." She says ringing me up
"I'm not stupid," I say
"Mmhm, sure you aren't." she laughs
"I'm not... wait."
"What now?!" she asks handing me my phone
"You said 'stupid ADORABLE' people,"
"Yeah so? this just proves how slow you process." she says
"Do you always speak your mind?" I ask
"Of course, if I don't who will?" she shrugs
I start to walk out when she starts to follow me,
"Can I help you?" I ask turning to her
"No,"
"Why are you following me?" I ask
"Because you're interesting kid," she says "what's your name?" she asks
"Alex Pines, but my friends call me Dipper."
"Alright Alex, Im Nyx" she says extending her hand for me to shake
I shake her hand and she holds my wrist, takes out a sharpie and writes on my hand, '555-102-1211'.
"What was that for?" I asks
"It's a phone number idiot." she says walking away
Oh, so does that mean the other thing in sharpie on my hand is a phone number? They both start with '555'.
I decide to go home since today hasn't been productive at all. but at least I've met 2 girls. That's a start, Emmalyn and Nyx.
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Dipper's guide to the unexplained #666: Bill Cipher (BoyxBoy)
FanfictionDipper and Mabel's 20th birthday, when someone uninvited shows up, Bill Cipher. Although unexpected the first time, he's invited to stay the rest... Warning: explicit at some times
