Dipper's guide to the unexplained #666: Bill Cipher (BoyxBoy)

Constellation

After a game of truth it dare, that didn't turn out as bad as I thought it would.The only thing I found weird was that Mabel and Candy were whispering a lot. I was leaning on the frame of the door talking to Bill when Mabel flagged me over.

"What do you want Mabel?" I say walking over

"Candy needs someone to walk her home~" she says shoving Candy towards me

"Okay... You do it." I say turning back around

"Dipper!" she begs

"Fine!" I say turning back around and grabbing Candy's wrist

The walk was silent and she didn't say much, "So, uh... what were you and Mabel whispering about?" I asks

"Huh? oh you noticed..." she blushes

"Yeah, what was it about?" I ask

"Oh! umm...you." She mumbles

"What?" I stop walking and look at her

"You..." She repeats

"Why?" I smile

"See that constellation? That's Pisces." she points up

"Candy??" I asks

"And next to it is Aries..."

"Candy."

"And then across over there is Hercules."

"Candy Chu!" I shout and she looks back at me

"Yes?"

"Stop dodging the question!" I laugh and she blushes

"Oh yeah..."

"So why were you talking about me?"

"Because..."

"Because???"

"Because I like you..."

Oh you have to be shitting me! Another girl?! what is that? lets see I have Bill who likes me, Gabe, Pacifica, apparently Wendy, and now Candy! Why can't it just be Me and Bill, just me and him! why do all these people have to interfere?!

"Oh..." I sat down on the forest floor

"I'm sorry, I can just go..."

"How long have you liked me?"

"How old are you?"

"20"

"8 years..." she says sitting down next to me

"You know I'm taken right Candy?"

"I do now..."

"So you won't try to kiss me?" I reassure

"Well... I won't now..." she says getting up "but can I just get one kiss from you, for 8 years of misery?" she begs

"Candyyy..." I laugh

"Okay fine!" she smiles and walks away

I lay there on the forest floor and look at all the constellations. I find Ursa Major and then I find my birthmark. I get up and walk to the shack. I twist the door handle and see Mabel a d Gabe making out on the couch.

"What the fuck!" I yell

"Oh, uh... hi dipper!" she stutters

"Mabel you have a room for a reason use it!" I say walking upstairs

"Sorry bro bro!" she yells

I walk into my room and to my surprise Bill wasn't there. He hadn't been with me a lot lately... I wonder what he's doing. I lay down and quickly doze off to sleep.

-middle of the night-

I woke up from a bad dream and decide to get a glass of water. I don't think anyone is up so I don't bother putting on a shirt. I walk downstairs and I'm wrong, someone is up.

"Oh hey!" he says smiling at me

"Hey Gabe..." I walk past him and get a bottle of water so that I can take it to my room

"Where you going?" he asks

"Uh, back to bed..." I say stopping in my tracks but not look back

"So soon?~" he says coming up behind me

"Gabe it's 1:24 in the morning, of course in going back to bed!" I say still not moving

"Come on Dipper, no one's up!~" he says wrapping his arms around my waist

"You have Mabel, go cuddled her!" I say throwing his hands off me

"But you much move fun to cuddle with~ " he purrs

"When I came home you were making out with her, now go cuddle some more." I say starting to finally walk away

He catches up to me and wraps his arms around my waist kissing my neck.

"Please Dipper~" he begs

"Fine! but only for a little!" I growl going to my room

We get into my room and lay down,

"Why can't you just date Mabel?" I whisper

"Because I like you both." he whispers back

"Why do you like me?" I whisper ask

"Because you're sexy~" I blushed

He wrapped his arms around my waist and started to kiss my neck and then started to kiss my back. after about 20 minutes I turned to face him.

"You should head back to Mabel." I whisper

"Okay but first~" he says smashing his lips into mine

We both sit up and he kisses me harder. I finally break away,

"You should probably go back to Mabel." I repeat and lay back down