Dipper's guide to the unexplained #666: Bill Cipher (BoyxBoy)

Understand me

"Dipper." she whispers

"Yeah?"

"Will you help me? So I don't have to marry him?"

I nod my head and stand up, I pulled her to her feet and smiled. I took her hand, let it go, then walked away. I got back to the shack not long after.

"Hey bro where do you keep going?!" 

I shrugged, "The forest."

"You promised to not go there without me!" she whines

"Yeah, I'm sorry I did that."

"It's okay just next time take me with you, 'kay?"

By this time it was around 7:00-ish so I thought I would just do nothing for the rest of the day. I go to my room and plop down on my bed, tired and frustrated.

"What the hell pine tree?" he says pinning my arms down, "one minute you say you'll always be with me and no one can take you away from me! And the next you're kissing girls left and right!" he threw his arms in the air out of frustration now just plainly sitting on top of me

"Bill she needs help! And you know that I can't refuse helping someone!"

He sighs and calms down a little bit, "I guess... sometimes I don't understand your human qualities."

"It's okay, you'll learn." I smile stroking his hair

"Will you get off of my now that you're done screaming at me?" I ask raising an eyebrow

"Nope, this is your punishment." he says folding his arms over his chest

"Fine, but wasn't burning my face punishment enough?" I huff

"You get a bonus!" he laughs

"How long is this going to last?"I ask impatiently

"Fine, you win." he says getting off of me

"Thank you!" I say sitting up

"Don't get used to winning kid." he winks at me

"Should I be scared?"

"Eh, just a little." he grinned

"A little from you, means a lot from me." I smile

"So where's shooting star?" He asks nearing the door

"Downstairs, probably playing dress up with Waddles." I roll my eyes at the last part

"Oh okay!" he slips out the door and in a gold blur, he's gone.

I wonder what he needs Mabel for?